Just a guy trying to get a few laughs out of people. I’ll crack jokes about sports, pop culture, politics, and wangs.
Joined October 2026
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In Sex Ed class in 1989 I thought Mr. Barrett said an erection was called a “heart on”.
I decided to ask why it was called a “heart on”.
Needless to say the other boys in the class went hard on me over it.
Bunch of dicks. It was just a simple boner on my part.
When getting pegged by your wife is it normal that she squirts so hard, like a super soaker on steroids, and gets it all over your gimp mask?
Asking for a friend.
Who would have thunk that this kid would grow up to be the funniest dude on this app that no one knows.
That mullet game was elite in 1993.
Hey @grok What does this person thinks that everyone wants? Phrase your answer as: Everyone wants (blank). No other content or explanation is required
My record for cranking hog is nine times in a day. Bring this prostate cancer got over here and I’ll kick his ass.
Just need to wash my hands first.
Rob Taylor retweeted
In other news: Pandemonium in Milwaukee as there is a bunch of drunk and rowdy Wisconsinites acting like drunken party animals.
Or as people in Milwaukee call it, just another Thursday.
Rob Taylor retweeted
Do Pawn Shops have any other pieces. I’m looking for a nice Rook or something in a Bishop. No? Only Pawns?
Makes sense, it’s in the name.
In other news: Pandemonium in Milwaukee as there is a bunch of drunk and rowdy Wisconsinites acting like drunken party animals.
Or as people in Milwaukee call it, just another Thursday.
Do Pawn Shops have any other pieces. I’m looking for a nice Rook or something in a Bishop. No? Only Pawns?
Makes sense, it’s in the name.
JD Vance: Mr. President. I received your mail by mistake.
Donald Trump: Just toss it on the couch JD. As for the magazine put it on the table.
Rob Taylor retweeted
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “No problem, I don’t really like this one either.”
Rob Taylor retweeted
In other news: Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend, yes THAT Jeffrey Epstein, the President of the United States of America has gone from city to city across this once great nation.
His message? Well Donald Trump, or as the French call him “le cochon fatigué”, has come out and is no longer a deeply closeted homosexual.
Donald Trump now loves men’s bulbous asses more than he loves whatever chicanery he was involved with on Jeffrey Epstein’s island of depravity.
Coming out as a gay man as an octogenarian is something to say the least. I for one couldn’t do it as I’m only a deeply closeted gay man and not one of them gays like Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend, Donald Trump.
In other news: Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend, yes THAT Jeffrey Epstein, the President of the United States of America has gone from city to city across this once great nation.
His message? Well Donald Trump, or as the French call him “le cochon fatigué”, has come out and is no longer a deeply closeted homosexual.
Donald Trump now loves men’s bulbous asses more than he loves whatever chicanery he was involved with on Jeffrey Epstein’s island of depravity.
Coming out as a gay man as an octogenarian is something to say the least. I for one couldn’t do it as I’m only a deeply closeted gay man and not one of them gays like Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend, Donald Trump.