@CalisiChris

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Joined October 2021
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Ima get a girlfriend so I don’t have to watch football anymore. I’d rather be at a pumpkin patch or drinking mimosas or some shit
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😭❔❔
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so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed we’re just having fun lois meg stewie
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Big Sean received $0.00 from Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” from 2024, despite the song making over roughly $15 million in royalties. This is because Big Sean did not work on “Espresso,” nor does he have any songwriting or publishing credits.
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He's trying to explode me with his brain
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Bills: "Josh, all we need is a FG to tie!" Josh Allen:
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😭😭😭
If you watch SpongeBob as an adult you’ll realize it’s still fucking hilarious
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this is who you are raising alcohol prices for btw
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Thank you, Cheezo.
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don’t even get me started on salmon (2022)
Maybe it's just me, but I find it a little sad that some animals, such as shrimp, are often portrayed in a way that is clearly based off what they look like when they are dead. I see it a lot with animals that people commonly eat, especially sea animals.
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no no this is a genuinely valid crashout
If you think Gordon Ramsay is hard on people, watch Bar Rescue he’s the real demon 😭
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Am I the only one that never knew this?? 😭
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A practical guide to Los Angeles for New Yorkers
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Bro was not ready to take rejection 😂
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Can't wait to watch THE ODYSSEY on my iPhone Duo, the way Christopher Nolan intended.
Apple has just unveiled its first foldable, iPhone Duo
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Can I be honest I don’t really wanna talk about that. I had a really long day. Sorry. Can we talk about something else?
can we talk about clairo's hair she looks so good
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What the fuck was supreme guy ever famous for 😭😭😭😭
this was the worst era of the internet
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