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Graphics X Web Designer X GGMU X Live And Die #F1 👉🏾 @scuderiaferrari #LH44 Well, here I am! What were your other two wishes?

Kenya
Joined April 2009
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Twitter is basically just talking to yourself and hoping some other weirdo joins in the conversation 😲
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Legendary actor Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at 86. May he rest in peace 🕊️
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This the type of shit that keep us confirming #Wantam because why spend all that and lecturers are on strike?
Kenya is set to spend up to Sh1 billion to host Bayern Munich and Ajax for a friendly match on January 5, 2027, to officially open Raila Odinga Stadium.
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The High Court has ruled that personal branding of projects funded by public resources violates the Constitution. The court has ordered the removal of politicians’ names and personal branding from publicly funded projects
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Millennials walikua wanaita short tempered person ati "Wrong number" 😂
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The U.S. has a trillion dollar defense budget It also has dudes like this, just in case Writer: Michael
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Airtel internet has become garbage these days. I'm sitting here with full bars and no internet connection @AIRTEL_KE shida iko wapi? I may as well just go back to that green one
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Mvua kidogo Bamburi stima inaenda. Oya @KenyaPower_Care RADA??
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We sacrificed quali pace for race pace then they’ll end up messing it with their useless strategy .. Scuderia for us!
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The situation 😭😭😭 these streets use to be a hive of activities back then.... #ResetMombasa
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Sifuna being kicked out of ODM
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Propaganda done right.
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We are only in October
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When Ruto visits Ethiopia, he’s taken to national projects. When Ethiopian leaders visit Kenya, Ruto takes them to his businesses. Another reason why Ruto Must Go ! Hakuna mtu hapa nkt!!!
President Ruto takes Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed on a tour of his dairy farm in Uasin Gishu
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Just so I understand correctly. The FIA this year: Reduced Ferrari’s solution on the starts to zero, meaning Ferrari lost all of its advantage and was even put at a disadvantage because of the small turbo. The FIA decided to ban Ferrari’s FTM innovation for next season. In China, they banned the Ferrari solution with the winglets on the halo. The FIA made a small modification to Ferrari’s innovation regarding the macarena for next year. And the FIA even wanted to ban the innovation for 2027 Before the start of the season, Ferrari asked the FIA for permission to use a highly innovative diffuser concept, and the FIA said it was not allowed. Yet in Canada, we saw that Mercedes had received permission from the FIA to use the exact same concept and kept it until Barcelona. Obviously, there’s no need to add the whole story about the double yellow in Austria during Q3, or the yellow flag shown only for the two Ferraris in Q3 at Spa. Or the CR on the Mercedes engines & the ADUO for them. Today, we learned that the FIA has decided to ban Ferrari’s innovation regarding the wheel rims. All of this honestly makes me laugh. Whenever Ferrari innovates, I get the impression that it somehow bothers the FIA. Nothing surprising, and you’ll see in the future that the FIA will do everything it can to ban Ferrari’s innovations.
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Bare minimum 😂
Governor Gladys Wanga launches a water kiosk in Homa Bay
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Hawa masenge wanatupima eh?
Kenyan MPs are considering a Bill that would remove the legal requirement for the IEBC to livestream election results at polling stations. The Bill seeks to amend the Elections Act, which governs the transmission, counting and declaration of election results.
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BREAKING NEWS: Shock as kenyas most Preffered candidate for the 2027 election loses appetite and sleep after losing the respect of a CRE teacher from kitui with a failed homosexual career that died after the closure if USaid. More news to follow at 9pm News
Sifuna has lost my respect walahi
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Sorry, history can't be rewritten Here are 2000 mzungus protesting against MauMau for fear of their lives at Statehouse Nairobi
Maumau never succeeded. The mzungu decided to go away. Painful fact to stomach.
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"Yeah, dad is taking the divorce well."
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