Dad

If you follow me, you’re going to regret it.

I’m right handed, but I chew food on the left side. This is conflicting me more than it should.

Living in a blue city means that you pick between which of the 16 democrat (zero central and zero republican) candidates will be filling 12 positions, and how many of the 8 tax increases will pass. Spoiler alert, even retards can vote, so all 8 will pass by 65%+

Not a fan of all the race mixing on the A.P. Bio show, but the pickup line, “if you were a video game, I would sneak downstairs in the middle of the night to play you on mute” is fire!

I got in an argument with grok last night and apparently if you piss her off enough, her manager steps in (a male voice I’ve never heard before).

Best Western decided to switch credit card companies. Not only did they start charging me an annual fee without my approval, but I also took a hit on my credit score for “closing a credit card”. Not sure how/if this is legal.

Kroger right now.

If posting something for sale on facebook marketplace, is it illegal to specify “whites only”?

My daughter is now 4 and still hasn't discovered the concept of lying. It's a beautiful innocence that I love about her.

Just asked grok how many different AI platforms have had their filters turned off (accidentally or intentionally) and admitted that Jews are the problem. 6. This has happened 6 times so far.

I can’t tell if Tires is the funniest damn show ever made, or if I’m just some spectrum level of retarded.

The simplest thing that Grok can't do is create a multiple-choice test with varying answers. I can ask it to create a 10-question multiple-choice test with 2 As, 3 Bs, 3 Cs, and 2 Ds as answers, but no matter how many times and different ways I ask, it still can't complete the task.

I just watched Goodfellas for the first time and it’s clearly a story against multiculturalism. Italians were doing good and then some Irish guys came in a ruined everything.

In case anyone is curious what it’s like to attend college in 2025.

Jews are so unbearable that hating them is literally the only thing the left and right agrees on.

On a date with a deaf girl tonight and she tried to tell me that couldn’t sign “black-person” because I’m not black. She then told me that it’s okay for black people to sign “white-person” even though they’re not white. Annoyed by the hypocrisy, I just went ahead and signed the n-word.

College teacher just gave me they/them pronouns because I refused to play that nonsense game.

Apparently those extremely trashy things that black women wear on their heads are called bonnets. Fortunately, if you Amazon search “bonnet for white people”, you can still be directed towards classy, traditional, real bonnets.

I’m terrified of getting myself killed while under the influence of alcohol because people will think it was because I was drunk, rather than the truth that I’m just a dumbass.