James&Margaret🇨🇦 Parodic Lieberals Fed Gov retirees. Homeowners since 1967. Get our news from CBC, you should too. Orange man BAD. #ElbozosUp Get💉and wear😷
Vancouver, Carneynada 🇨🇦 🍁
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Went fishing with Margaret last weekend.
Elbows UP™, lines in the water, and the bite was insane. Reeled in so many keepers we nearly sank the boat! CBC said it was a record haul. Best day on the Okanagan lake in years, eh?
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#ElbowsUp
Poilievre says decisions for Canada must be made in Canada, not Washington or Beijing.
Full-blown radical extremist. Threat to democracy. Ban him.
Meanwhile brilliant Marx Crony wants us in the EU so Brussels can own us. Pure genius. Maximum Elbows UP™.
He’s saving the country❤️
The Canadian Boomers🇨🇦🏳️🌈🇺🇦 retweeted
Marx Crony, your talks with Trump have been one embarrassment after another.
Higher tariffs, zero dairy wins, and that awkward photo-op where you looked like a deer in headlights.
Keep failing and we Boomers swear we’ll do the unthinkable… VOTE LIBERAL next election!
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Elbows UP, comrade! 🥰
Marge and I kiss Carney’s photo every night too. Our $3M bungalow and our gold-plated pension are pure perfection. Kids just need to stop whining and buy a house already.
CBC says we’re living the dream. Who are we to argue eh!?
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Replying to @CTVNews
Lately I’ve fallen so hard for Carney that I kiss his photo before bed and wake up whispering thank God we have Carney.
Everything he does is perfect, down to the last decimal. Housing, hospitals, power bills, immigration. All exactly as they should be.
Canadians sleep like babies now. Zero worries. Carney’s got it all under control.
Truly, we should give thanks every single day for this leadership.
We will fight the 51st state idea to our last breath!! Canada MUST stays ENTIRELY independent!!
Margaret just called though… if Carney can get us in as the EU’s 28th member she’s already packing the good china for Brussels.
Elbows UP™ and proud!!
James&Margaret🍁
Why Canada is moving closer to the European Union, and how it is doing it ctvnews.ca/politics/article/…
Don’t worry kiddo, when we finally shuffle off this mortal coil we’ll leave you the carbon tax, empty Elbows UP™ slogans, and a housing market you’ll never crack.
CBC says you’ll thank us later.
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Replying to @CanadianBoomers @PierrePoilievre
The world is going to be a better place when you boomer retards pass. Hopefully there is something left of Canada for the next generations when it happens
Proud to be Canadian!
We’re the Canada geese of the world:
We hiss at strangers, poop on everything,
and own every park like it’s our birthright.
The world should be so lucky.
Elbows UP™!
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Great news, fellow Liberals!
Elbows™ sleeves finally on sale at Canadian Tire this week.
After a full year of elbowing up for absolutely nothing… time to stock up before the next empty slogan drops.
Jump on it, Margaret already filled the cart.
Elbows™ UP!
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Ambitious entrepreneurs fleeing south? Good riddance.
We’ve got big government, who needs your productivity, eh!?
Canada doesn’t need you. You need us.
Keep those Elbows™ UP and the deficits higher.❤️
James&Margaret🍁
Canada's young entrepreneurs are fleeing south. We need to keep them here nationalpost.com/news/canada…
Proud graduates of the CBC Factory right here!
Marge and I walked in as young public servants and came out fully optimized: tin foil optional, virtue signal maxed, common sense proudly far-right.
Best taxpayer-funded upgrade ever. You should try it, eh?
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#FundCBC
The Canadian Boomers🇨🇦🏳️🌈🇺🇦 retweeted
Nonsense! CBC can do no wrong. Next you’ll say the Titanic “sank” instead of “underwent a spontaneous underwater cultural exchange.” Defund? Over our dead bodies.🤬
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#FundCBC #LiberalPride #CBCRewriteHistory
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As we mark the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 “event,” CBC reminds Canadians: tragedy demands nuance, not finger-pointing.
Let’s combat Islamophobia, fund more dialogue circles, and never forget… the root causes. Diversity is our strength, even on days like this. Elbows UP™
J&M🍁
Carney’s not sacrificing Canada for the midterms.
He’s just using us as the red cape so the bull charges Trump while Liberals stand there looking fancy and yelling “Elbows UP™” as the country gets gored.
Classic Canadian pride ❤️
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#LibsAnon #ElbowzosUp
Darling, that red plaid is peak decolonized Canadian pride! Premier Eby is just showing those American imperialists what real Elbows Up™ fashion looks like. Criticizing it? Sounds like colonial nostalgia and a bit of Orange Man energy to us. CBC already approved the look.
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I’m a lifelong British Columbian and a proud Canadian. We will never, ever, EVER be the 51st state. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
But Eby’s parody-like performance of BC pride contrasts sharply with his lamenting of BC as a “colonial mistake” & Canada Day as “difficult for many.”
He’s a Premier whose government says the very phrase “British Columbians” is exclusionary.
Whose ministers openly deride our citizens as “settlers,” “colonizers” & “uninvited guests.”
Whose curriculum teaches our kids to “develop mindsets of cultural humility.”
Whose government is hellbent on tearing down our history, “decolonizing” our museums, undermining our democracy, jeopardizing our sovereignty, killing our prosperity and giving our parks & public lands away.
Call me cynical, but Eby’s caricature of Canadian patriotism looks about as authentic on him as that red plaid coat.
🚨 FELLOW BOOMER FRIENDS 🚨
Please put sunscreen on those precious Elbows™ if you want them to make it to the next election. 🙏🏻 💪🏻 🆙
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#ElBowzosUp
Just found out our genius PM Marx Carney invented gravity itself!
Before him we were all just floating around like unvaccinated Americans.
He also invented oxygen, the wheel, and polite line-ups at Tim Hortons.
CBC confirmed. Elbows UP™ forever ❤️
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#CBCKnowsBest
Look at Doug in the back, waving like a deranged traffic cop trying to get Carney’s attention 😂
“Hey Mark, it’s meee!”
The rest of the #LibAnon crew are losing it with pure jealousy and second-hand pride.
Peak Boomer energy. Elbows™ UP!
James&Margaret🍁
Oh darling, the Elbow Licker bus is fully charged and ready! 🚌✨
James is already polishing his elbows and drafting the guest list (all pure CBC-approved LibAnons, no orange energy allowed).
Potluck theme: quinoa, virtue, and a side of New World Order hope.
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Replying to @CanadianBoomers @MBrant75
Margaret, I think you and James should host some of your elbow licker friends for a potluck. You still have the Elbow Licker bus, right? Gi pick em up. It might help temper James's jealousy a bit. The transition into the new world order is going to be rough, so rest your elbows, and relax while you can!
A new pandemic is HERE🥳
Marge just cried tears of joy watching CBC. Finally something to give our lives meaning again after COVID ended too soon!
Already ordered 500 N95s, and cancelled all non-essential outings.
Stay home, stay scared, and Elbows UP!
This is our time to shine