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14 year old me said "Wow I wish I could see Ellen Page's tits" and the monkeys paw slowly curled one finger
I used to jerk off at exactly 12:01 November first so none of my retard friends could ask me about No Nut November
When the hypergamous foid gets killed I'm a slasher movie it feels like I'm watching Matt Walsh destroy a feminist
I kind of hate that this cheap fun clown movie I found in high-school and grew to love got so popular that I now have to be subjected to the opinions of 14 year olds calling it misogynistic gore porn
Seeing 80 year olds in the Dementia Ward makes me really happy that my life expectancy will top out in about 15 years at most

















