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@CanisGreen

Gay Ass Dog | He/Him | 25 | 🔞 | Gym Enjoyer

 Seattle, WA
Joined January 2020
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Called him a very good boy and this was his reaction 🎨: @TRREEC
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Her joy ❤️
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RT (@rt_rtiy) profile pictureRT@rt_rtiyNov 11
این مرد به معنای واقعی هیچ «تایپی» نداره.
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Got used as a pillow last night, confirmed everything is up to code and I’m very comfy to lay on
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Arm day yayayayay
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AHA I hope this message finds you before I do
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I’m already in an unhealthy parasocial relationship with the twink cat suiter can we get them back soon pls
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@telegramNov 10
full video later this week 🇺🇸🦅🏈 p.s. I am not suicidal
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Don’t know how but I’ve gotten significantly thicker and stronger since moving
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Might be better gym consistency and more home cooked meals with higher protein but idk
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Might just be more consistent workouts and home meals but not sure
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Belly for your feed today, cause it’s Tuesday :3
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Tears streaming down my face
Jake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸 (@JakeLang) profile pictureJake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸
@JakeLangNov 8
We just BUSTED UP a digesting “Sea-Meow” FURRY CONVENTION in Seattle that was TARGETED FOR CHILDREN… 😡🤮 These sick Democrats are GROOMING & SEXUALIZING CHILDREN!!!! (Hundreds of kids were present!)
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Sea Meow is a convention about actual cats. It is not a furry convention. seameowconvention.com
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They were fucked comics but “gender me this” is a banger tbh
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Had a dude ask me to flex my bicep so he could feel it and it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Absolute peak
Vivian (@suchnerve) profile pictureVivian@suchnerveNov 8
They don’t tell you that you can literally just ask a hot guy to flex his muscles for you, and he’ll probably do it, and then you can ask permission to touch them, and he’ll probably say yes (!!!!!!)
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Parents keep asking me about this one friend I used to have in high school and I have to keep pivoting to talking about his sister cause they apparently never found out that he sexually assaulted a girl in college
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His sister cool as fuck so it’s fine
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New shirts won’t last much longer but what can you do
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Dude did not watch Sloppenheimer 😭😭
soul (@soulrimgrim) profile picturesoul@soulrimgrimNov 8
who the fuck is penis einstein
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Tore through some briefs during squats this week, it happens I guess
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Build goal, holy peak
🐾Pache Riggs✨🦝 (@Pache_Riggs) profile picture🐾Pache Riggs✨🦝@Pache_RiggsNov 7
Back from the trip...
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25 and 5’6”
Thadeeee (@ThadeTheWolf) profile pictureThadeeee@ThadeTheWolfNov 8
25 and 6'3.5" / 335lbs. Feel like a prime Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Don’t hit this specific gym too often but with lighting like this maybe I should
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