Cantering Pepe

oops, fat fingers

"man born with bat in ass reunited with twin"

Applenos

like hell that is a Domino’s pizza pictured 💩🍕

There is a suburb in Melbourne called Chadstone Consider Blackrock, Bridgewater, Blackstone: all wealthy af tradfi houses Why has no CEX registered Chadstone ... the exchange too jacked to fail

NFT’s are priced in crypto so you don’t have to explain to the spouse looking over your shoulder why you paid USD5’000 on a jpeg of a penguin

lol $69.4200 - was that deliberate @Yeap_IG?

when CT traders utter the words "imagine the smell" as a prelude to their TA shitposting ... ... what smell do you imagine?

degens gonna degen

I discourage any Memes hodlers from trawling through previous @6529Collections allowlists to see how many mints they've missed due to being asleep, and from subsequently checking secondary prices of said missed mints

We all know the price of eggs has skyrocketed. Here's a simple and often overlooked hack to make your purchasing power go further: don't buy eggs

What's your favourite song to listen to while filing for bankruptcy?

Hey @cjoye is Coolabah planning to continue producing the Complexity Premia pod? It’s one of my must-listens - you could read the script a bit more slowly though tbh 😉

I’m reporting that I juggled 10 chefs knives whilst simultaneously solving a rubik’s cube using only my glutes

Is this offer still open?

the bottom will be in when the Suzuki Jimny mass liquidation begins on secondary. They are everywhere like cockroaches, but on finance

... because inflation has forced you to sell your home and downgrade to a bicycle

would be safer (for investors) if SEC actually did its job

is this a kiwi reference @MetService?

I have two parents who are compliance lawyers. Please invest in my company, which is definitely not a ponzi