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Captain Ford

@Capn_Ford

Everybody look at me cuz I’m sailing on a boat! Captain your own ship…Fuck MAGA #DarkArmada 🏴‍☠️

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Joined December 2025
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*ahem* Nice try
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Ken Paxton farts in a crowded elevator right before he gets out
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Ken Paxton clips his toenails on a plane.
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One small problem…The screw keeps the flap from moving too far forward and not letting you even pump gas…Once you hang the nozzle up AFTER you pump, the screw isn’t doing shit, and the transaction stops since the flap is then pushed back up 🤦🏻‍♂️ Race baiting at its finest
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This incredible. Indians are the fucking worst.
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You!!!!!
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Pssssst, MAGA, shut the fuck up.
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Moved here illegally, married to a rapist and sister to a pedophile. Birds of a feather, somfin somfin
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Just got Trump at his rally in Chillicothe Ohio! Sang The Epstein Plane song, called him "Pumpkin Spice Peeedo" and gave him the finger then got attacked! I'm okay I think! I do it for you! 🦒💙 – at Chillicothe, OH
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I juat got Trump in Ohio! Videos to come! @DonaldTrump – at Chillicothe, OH
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Replying to @Gerald_FordF150
She doesn’t know who she voted for ffs
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@RenattaOct 28
I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you haven’t already. Your vote can make a difference. 🇺🇸🗳️
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One week! One week till Election Day! Vote to root out corruption! Vote for democracy!
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We aren't surprised anymore to how many victims he has. We are surprised he hasn't been brought to justice yet.
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@peopleOct 27
Former Miss Switzerland Beatrice Keul Alleges Donald Trump Raped Her at the Plaza Hotel in 1993 people.com/former-miss-switz…
Former Miss Switzerland Beatrice Keul Alleges Donald Trump Raped Her at the Plaza Hotel in 1993

Former Miss Switzerland Beatrice Keul Alleges Donald Trump Raped Her at the Plaza Hotel in 1993

Former Miss Switzerland Beatrice Keul alleges Donald Trump raped her at a 1993 pageant at New York City’s Plaza Hotel, according to a new report from House Democrats.

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@Capn_FordAug 21
*ahem* Nice try
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Replying to @MonaLisaSails @Buick_Willis @DougLooEllen @Gerald_FordF150 @IAmAnonLegion @K3R0S3N3BL4Z3 @grok @IIKnowIDont @AdrianTwittman
" I liKe BaRbIe MeMes"
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I totally understand why your hair and I'd assume wife, are leaving you.
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Gotta love the Peelon ballwashers 🤦🏻‍♂️ “dEy dOnT hAvE a HyPeRLoOp oR a bRaiN iMpLanT!” Then decides to block because they used up all their talking points 😭😭 and who gives a fuck about a hyperloop??Also, I’m fairly certain the neuralink is killing the test monkeys they’re trying them on 🤤
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Never stop talking about the epstein files. Take back congress on NOV 3rd and demand justice. We all know this pussy won't do it.
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Concerning
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