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Case settled. Senate and DSS clear Gbaja Court clear Adeyemi So, who is now the culprit???
Breaking: Court strikes out charge against alleged ‘fake’ PFIPC DG Adeyemi vanguardngr.com/2026/10/brea…
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Why do the Chinese keep getting caught doing shit like this but Russia and America don’t.
BREAKING: Further espionage insanity from China China owns the cars Norway’s soldiers rented for a military exercise. The cars proceeded to recorded the gate codes. The Home Guard used Hertz vehicles during a September drill in Oslo. Hertz’s ownership runs through Volvo to Zhejiang Geely. Soldiers found stored video of who got in, where they drove, and the codes they typed to open military gates. They kept using the cars. No replacements. Volvo still says Chinese ownership is not a risk. This is where reliance on Chinese tech leads you.
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Don’t they have professional real estate agents in Nigeria ?
Looking for your Next luxury Home here is a newly built masterpiece 5bedroom Duplex going for 1.720billion naira only.
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A mother of two was arbitrarily detained for 12 years by the Nigerian Army. She returned to the news of her son’s death, while her surviving child, who was in state custody, has been ‘adopted’ by a politician and his wife. She is back but unable to see her child.
A now 33-year-old woman was imprisoned by the Nigerian Army for 12 years because her husband — not her — was suspected of wrongdoing. She is out now, but the world she left behind no longer exists. Her son has died, and her daughter, Hafsah, is seemingly missing. Where is Hafsah? admin.humanglemedia.com/find…
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That Fela Fella retweeted
Even if you want to forget patriarchy, a Woman will remind you of it. 😅
If the woman you want to marry is contributing transportation cost for you to go and see YOUR parents, maybe you’re not ready to marry. Maybe you should leave marriage and focus on building your finances because greater expenses are in front for you.
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That Fela Fella retweeted
Mehn, the things u guys whisper in ur group makes me really afraid for Africa What do u mean by anything I build right now I am building for the CIA and the Americans Wtf does this mean bro⚠️ Did u even read what u wrote bro? U mean we are all slaves? We don't have our own free will? We should stop building and trying to develop? Chineke nna ekwekwala ihe ojor🤦🏻‍♂️
My problem with you is that you fail to realize that building anything for this current Nigeria is a lost cause !!! Anything you build right now you are beautiful for the CIA and the Americans
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You peoole need oyibo to tell you that $1m house in Lagos is money laundering?
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mind you this is a nigerian living in ilawe ekiti.
My mom is getting divorced at 62. She asked if I could help her financially until she gets settled. I offered to cover $1,200 in rent every month for six months. She found an apartment she loves. $3,000 a month. Now she's asking if I can stretch my budget because she doesn't want to downgrade her lifestyle. I make $115k a year. Mortgage. Two kids. My own retirement to worry about. I love my mother. But at what point does helping your parents turn into financing a life you can't even afford yourself?
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This account presents fabricated first-person US stories; it was created in 2011, shows Nigeria signup data in records, and posted in April 2026 claiming to be 24 abroad returning "home," contradicting the $115k earner with mortgage and kids here. x.com/FutTakes/statu… x.com/FutTakes/statu… cbsnews.com/news/x-foreign…
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slice and freeze, it actually holds for months even. however when you want to fry, do not defrost else it will become soggy. just toss the frozen slices into hot oil and it comes out perfect. also works with yam and potatoes btw and for ndi fitness, works in an airfryer
Plaintain btw , everything go just ripe at once . Now wetin I 1 use 15 ripe plaintain do ?
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Just press play when you are busy with chores or something.
Your friend starts a YouTube channel. They’re always asking you to watch, but the content isn’t your thing. Does being supportive mean watching anyway? Let’s talk.
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That Fela Fella retweeted
No matter your crime, Nigerian police will arrange gun props for you.
On December 20, 2019, Josephine Cynthia Onche was declared missing by her family, just days before her scheduled wedding. Josephine, a 45-year-old officer of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, was preparing to marry her fiancé, Christopher Akpan. The wedding had been fixed for December 29. According to reports, Josephine had travelled to meet Akpan shortly before her disappearance. She was expected to return home, but she never did. Her family initially tried to contact her and later reported her disappearance to the police. As investigators began looking into the case, attention turned to Akpan, who was reportedly the last person known to have been with her. Akpan was eventually arrested and maintained that he had nothing to do with Josephine’s disappearance. He told investigators and journalists that he had been in Akwa Ibom and had remained there after Josephine left. But investigators continued tracing Josephine’s final movements. Her last known communication reportedly led them to the residence of a native doctor, Afolabi Akin Rafiu, in Adum, Obi Local Government Area of Benue State. By the time investigators began searching for him, the native doctor had reportedly left the area. He was eventually arrested in Ogun State. During interrogation, Afolabi allegedly told investigators that Josephine had been brought to him by Akpan as part of a plan to use her for a money ritual. He alleged that on the night of December 19, 2019, Akpan brought Josephine into a forest and told her that they were going there for a ritual. According to Afolabi’s account, Josephine was asked to kneel down for prayers. He then alleged that Akpan produced a gun and shot her in the head. Afolabi further claimed that Josephine’s blood was collected in a calabash before the two men buried her body in a shallow grave. The allegations led police back to a forest in Adum on May 27, 2021 — approximately 18 months after Josephine disappeared. There, investigators reportedly discovered human remains buried in a shallow grave. The remains were identified as those of Josephine Cynthia Onche. Akpan continued to deny the allegations against him, insisting that he loved Josephine and had been preparing for their wedding. He also denied contracting the native doctor to carry out a ritual and rejected the allegation that he was responsible for Josephine’s death. The case therefore rested on conflicting accounts: Akpan’s continued denial, and the allegations made by the native doctor who led investigators to the location where Josephine’s remains were found. What began as the disappearance of a woman preparing for her wedding had, 18 months later, become a m#rder investigation involving her fiancé, a native doctor, and a shallow grave in a Benue forest. Josephine Cynthia Onche never made it to her wedding day.
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Diddy learned real fast thinking he could bully Nipsey Hussle😭 He said no clapping and Nipsey started clapping louder 🤣🤣🤣
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That Fela Fella retweeted
In 1989, China cut the satellite feeds out of Beijing before the tanks rolled in. Every frame of the massacre that survived left the country as physical tape, hidden in luggage, hand-carried by strangers on flights to Hong Kong. That's how these tapes got out. A three-man ITN crew, correspondent Jeremy Thompson, cameraman Mick Deane, sound engineer Andy Rex, kept filming through the crackdown and the days after, when pointing a camera at a Beijing street was enough to get you detained. Photographers that week were hiding film in tea boxes and underwear just to get it past police. Faces on tape carried real weight back then. After June 4, state television ran crackdown footage on a loop and asked citizens to phone in the names of protesters they recognized. People visible in news reports got identified and arrested. Ninety minutes of raw rushes showing crowds in the street was a wanted list the regime hadn't processed yet. So the tapes sat in a London vault for 35 years. Inside China, the erasure mostly worked. When journalist Louisa Lim showed the Tank Man photo to 100 Beijing university students, only 15 recognized it. One of the most famous images of the 20th century, taken a few miles from their dorms, and 85 of them had never seen it. Mick Deane kept doing this job for another 24 years after Tiananmen. In August 2013 he was in Cairo filming Egyptian security forces clear a protest camp when a sniper shot and killed him. He was 61, doing the same work he'd done in Beijing. Thirty-five years later, the tapes he helped smuggle out are finally doing what he risked his life for.
WATCH: Britain’s ITN has released ~4 hours of previously sealed 1989 Tiananmen footage — filmed by the team that smuggled the tapes out of China. The material, archived for ~35 years, includes a 2-hour crackdown compilation and 90 minutes of secretly filmed raw rushes from the days after, showing military trucks on Beijing streets, crowds, and the aftermath.
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That Fela Fella retweeted
“Poor timing”. “Neutral”.
This was poor timing from the presidency on this announcement. Why exactly couldn’t it wait till January ending at least? Unless there’s something bigger at play and it couldn’t wait. Opposition go too milk am. Things like this is why I say I’m still neutral this election. All the candidates get their own for Bodi. There’s none that won’t stain your white. But some yeye people think say na because I dey fear dem. What exactly will your father do if I wear Tinubu cap tomorrow? Wetin una don do the other people wey don declare, wey go come make me dey fear? Mstchew
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That Fela Fella retweeted
The leftists who speak confidently about a a " democratic Palestinian state" are pretty quiet about this. It's a narrative killer
President Mahmoud Abbas postponed what would have been the first Palestinian elections in nearly 20 years, issuing a decree on Friday to further delay voting for the Palestinian Legislative Council almost another year. cbsn.ws/4rVLDOK
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That Fela Fella retweeted
I am seeking assistance. My apartment was raided this morning by individuals disguised in military uniforms. They arrived in an additional van and took nearly all valuable items from each room. We were kidnapped and subsequently abandoned far away in Tema. They also confiscated .
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That Fela Fella retweeted
"Never argue with a communist. He already starts the conversation by stealing your time." Another gem in Portuguese
Nunca discuta com um petista. Ele já começa a conversa roubando o seu tempo.
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That Fela Fella retweeted
Steven Tried To Defend The Developer’s Mistakes And Poor Finishing By Claiming That Once Someone Buys The House, The Developer Would Come Back To Fix The Errors. He Also Claimed That Nigerians Don’t Care About Privacy😅But The American Real Estate Expert Wasn’t Buying Any Of Those Excuses!😩Honestly, I Enjoyed Every Single Moment Of The Full Video, Especially The Ending, Where He Gave His Final Assessment Of The Property And Revealed Whether He Would Actually Buy It Despite All The Errors He Had Pointed Out! 👀🔥 Link In The Comments To Watch The Full Video On YouTube. 👇🏾
“The Developer Wasn’t Thinking. This Elevator Is Something We Were Doing In America In The 1970s. It’s Outdated And No Longer Considered Modern. And Why So Much Glass, Glass, Glass? I Understand The Concept Of Trying To Look Modern, But It’s Not Necessary.” ~ American Real Estate Expert And Critic Reacts While Reviewing A $1.2 Million Mansion In Lagos. The Part Where He Said He Wouldn’t Even Get Into The Elevator Because He Didn’t Trust The Workmanship! And What He Said The Barbershop Section Inside The House. For a $1.2 Million Property, He Clearly Expected Much Better Design, Finishing And Quality.
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That Fela Fella retweeted
You are surrounded by 20 year-old girls who are all single but men are the ones who have to adjust. Simp niggas kill me mahn
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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When he talked about the wine storage, it described exactly how Nigerians build their houses. He said, “but it needs to closed, to be temperature controlled. But I guess it’s more of a display, like a flex without the utility.” I just said, “gbam!” Because that’s exactly how we are. We love performance than how well our problems are solved. And we measure wealth by how much we can show. It’s interesting how that as a culture is shown even tiny things like interior design.
“This Is What Nigerians Call Luxury? No Privacy At All! The Craftsmanship Is Extremely Poor, And The Finishing Is Beyond Terrible.” An American Real Estate Expert Inspects an overpriced overhyped “Luxury Home” sold In Lagos for 1.2 Million US Dollars. 😭 nitter.cf/General_Somto/status/2…
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