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Sports Journalist, #SAFC fan.

South Shields
Joined July 2009
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Michael Graham retweeted
Oh man! Rest in power 😢 Very few actors have had such a big impact on my life from an early age - first as Captain Picard and then as Professor Xavier. What a loss. What an actor. Also, a loud critic of Trump and Brexit and a proud socialist. deadline.com/2026/10/patrick…
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I can remember the Michael Bridges match against Huddersfield and he did the half time draw. That the captain of the Enterprise was stood on the touchline at Roker was amazing
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That's a blow. Loved Sir Pat and Jean-Luc Picard. Absolute legend.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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How needlessly rude. #SAFC
I’m still so angry about last night. Another chance to win a trophy pointlessly squandered. Palace have pulled Sunderland at home. Basically in the semi finals already. #fulham #ffc
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Once Riggy learns he has to get his shots away quicker, he will score a lot of goals given the positions he takes up. Sure he'll figure it out. #SAFC
A pleasant evening, played without a striker for last 39 but job got done! No risks or injuries. Dunno how Rigg never made it 4-1
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Anyone remember when we used to count full seats rather than empty ones?
More than half of the Stadium of Light sat empty for Sunderland's Carabao Cup tie against Brentford 😬
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And another one, btw. I can literally see the seat I was sat in here and it's empty. And it's a TV camera angle that doesn't exist at the SoL, so clearly AI. The amount of effort these are putting in to lying is mad. How can anyone be bothered? Seriously. #SAFC
Seen a lot said about Man City's empty seats tonight, but I haven't seen many people mention this embarrassing turnout from Sunderland fans at the Stadium of Light... I get that things have been going badly for them lately, but that is atrocious...
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Why are they just lying? Assume the account is ran by Newcastle fans, but even then you'd think they just couldn't be bothered. #SAFC
The official attendance figures from Sunderland's game last night have come in at 7,984 - which includes the travelling away Brentford fans... To put this figure into perspective, and to get ahead of the 'it's a cup game' comments, their northern co-part Newcastle are set to bring 8,000 fans down the country tonight to Everton to watch their team play in the same round of the exact same cup.. For a club that gets a lot of stick for their poor fanbase over the past few years, they really do absolutely nothing to help themselves... 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Michael Graham retweeted
🇨🇮🌟 𝐉𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐈 (𝟐𝟏) against Brentford: • 2 ASSISTS • 2 Big Chances Created • 8 / 11 Ground Duels Won • 3 Chances Created • 33 Touches • 2 / 3 Successful Dribbles • 5 Recoveries • 2 Interceptions • 3 Touches In Opposition Box ONE TO WATCH! 👀
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They don't seem to fancy New Angulo at the moment, do they? #SAFC
RLB’s XI to take on Brentford! 👊 #CarabaoCup
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"Patriot" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🚨 BREAKING: UK patriot Tommy Robinson has just been found GUILTY on two counts of "harassment" over social media posts calling out reporters — facing up to 10 years in prison when he is sentenced on December 16 British MP Rupert Lowe FIRED BACK: "It is my view that the system has, again, treated him unfairly. We live in dark times." 💯 Robinson posted responses after reporters published photos and details of the Cyprus hotel where he was staying with his family, which Robinson testified endangered his children! This is OUTRAGEOUS!
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Just had a Festive Bake. In October. Never felt self-loathing like it 😫
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Only two left and it's the two that absolutely hate each other 🙈☹️
Second star to the right and straight on till morning Mr Chekov 😔
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That's absolutely bloody harrowing! 😱
It remains the best video about addiction that has ever been created.
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Is it okay to not think Talbi is a particular difference-maker but not feel any need whatsoever to criticise the #SAFC fans who think he can be?
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Michael Graham retweeted
Luke O'Nien made 16 clearances against Leeds, the second-most by any player in a Premier League game this season. 11 of those were with his head, with no player recording more in a single match. 🧹
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That was a very cold way to watch a goalless draw 🥶 #SAFC
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Michael Graham retweeted
🎶 Chris Rigg, olé, olé, olé. An outstanding achievement — congratulations, Riggy ❤️👏
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Feels like as big a test of the supporters today as it is the squad. First proper test since RLB arrived perhaps. #SAFC
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"Despite ongoing storm and adverse weather conditions... [...] Supporters are encouraged to arrive early..." Aye, just what we all want to do. Spend MORE time than we need to in the ongoing storm and adverse weather conditions 😂😂
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