Ash 🌙

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✨Introducing✨ 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 📅 11th October 🕛 7:00pm ⚖️ 3.068kg / 6.7lb 📏 50.5cm ✨...and Introducing✨ 𝐖𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 📅 11th October 🕛 7:57pm ⚖️ 3.066kg / 6.7lb 📏 49cm A simple birth is apparently something not on my charts because now somehow I've covered, induced labour, spontaneous labour, a breech birth and all natural births; the wonders of an epidural still escape me. @CRREAM & I are stoked with our two amazing little guys. Trying to keep the babies in long enough to bake whilst also going under surgeries and procedures to make sure I can walk again was not on my agenda for the final pregnancy. These two boys decided I obviously needed to get on the hard meds to be able to get better. Trying to rest and recover I shuffled to sit up in bed when suddenly I felt a gush... There went the plan to rest, get better, go home and have the babies in two weeks. I called my mother immediately to come back to the hospital still thinking I could get transferred to MY Hospital. In my head the plan was, to get on the transport out and transferred hospital, mum could then go to my place to watch Sinclair while Kenny leaves to follow the ambulance. After finally getting the obstetrics team in I was told my cervix was closed, I wouldn't have the babies for another few days at least. I KNEW that was wishful thinking borderline delusion, because Twin A was coming NOW. Suddenly August was born and Twin B was breech August has a brief moment of skin to skin before being taken to make sure he was okay, Afterall it was 34+1 weeks. Then after a frustrating 30 minutes or so where my hip agony was so explosive I was told I HAD to transfer into a bed with stirrups I was told I had basically no options on how to deliver Twin B safely, except for being put under entirely. All the meanwhile we were trying to get a hold of Kenny to have him get to the hospital, but he was putting Sinclair to bed and had given her his phone to play with and she was ignoring my calls! So had to have my brother get to my house to watch Sinclair which or course he does in the most typical brother way or "hey, one kids out, I'm watching Sinclair" So Kenny left and made it just in time to hear my waters break and walk in and be confronted with a pair of feet on their way out and a baby butt cause... Wyatt had made an appearance, and just in case we were worried about a lack of butthole, he also pooped all over everyone on his way out. Once again sorry for not sharing the news sooner but hope you can understand why Both the Boys and I are getting better, the boys passed their go home weight when they were born, so just need to hit gestational age of 36 weeks and I need to be able to walk unassisted 🤞💞

I was wrong What's really inconvenient about being pregnant is not being able to have the antibiotics or anti-inflammatory meds you need Because your body decided to flood your system with Pneumococcal and take your your ability to walk.

What's really inconvenient about being pregnant is wanting something that's been discontinued. Why did we discontinue all the other dunkaroo flavours?, it's a crime.

POV: it's 30 minutes past dinner time and they're making sure you're aware that they are simply starved.

The fact that I have to keep raising my desk to accommodate bump space Because if I don't Baby B absolutely riots at being slightly touched against the desk

Every single time I want to enter this contest I'm reminded that I don't have a single artistic bone in my body and you can't commission someone to create your vision

I wish I could go to @PAXAus this year, but I'll be way too pregnant and ew germs. Wishing everyone a fantastic time!

"It's the MANS job to take care of the children, not me, I sit down and be pretty." - what they think I say probably I'm medicated to be able to get out of bed this pregnancy, But second pregnancy with twins is ROUGH either way, I do as much as I can within my limits. But let's not forget, Sinclair also wants to spend time with her Dad, and sometimes just wants his attention.

I think Youtube is telling me I need to chill the fuck out it's randomly started suggesting hour long relaxation lo-fi playlists

My Girls are Home

All Girls have been cleared for entry into Australia (out of quarantine) Their pick up appointment has been booked for Wednesday Soon™

Honestly, going forward when calling out scum of the community can we have a thoroughly documented google doc. Makes things so much easier to follow

The Girls landed this morning and were taken to Quarantine All girls have started their import clearance (max 2 days to complete) and then will finish the rest of their stay in quarantine before coming home

The Girls (Jupiter, Nova and Artemis) have been checked in and accepted for their flight to Australia. Their flight takes off in a few hours and they'll land in Australia in the morning and head off to Quarantine for 10 days. Soon