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Gaspar

@CaptainGaspar

Managed to duplicate my DNA. The clone has massive graphics upgrade,100% yapper processing power, random emotional reboots, requires frequent diaper hot-swaps

 Gaborone. Botswana
Joined March 2012
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When you get a chance❤️
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Last year around this time I sent you a link to her album wena @bk_putco
Tholo (@bk_putco) profile pictureTholo@bk_putco12h
Dawg I been thinking I’m the only one😭😭
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…you don’t need a passport to get the taste of the world. Let us bring the world to you. ☺️
Gaspar (@CaptainGaspar) profile pictureGaspar@CaptainGaspar21h
Debating issues of national interest on an empty stomach is hazardous Next thing you know your career is over, ntwana, over some characters Before you talk that P400.00, here is a meal for P70.00
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Image from Gaspar (@CaptainGaspar)
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…you are a chow meinist, this is me in my element. I’ll take two plates for this. Thank you.
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So sorry we used the Portuguese grilled chicken marketing intern for our campaign, we promise to use Talib Kweli next time
Ba Nyezus (@banyezus___) profile pictureBa Nyezus@banyezus___19h
Read the room 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Should have thought of this🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Merchant of Mmadinare (@OsiWaMmadinare) profile pictureThe Merchant of Mmadinare@OsiWaMmadinare19h
…you don’t need a passport to get the taste of the world. Let us bring the world to you. ☺️
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Debating issues of national interest on an empty stomach is hazardous Next thing you know your career is over, ntwana, over some characters Before you talk that P400.00, here is a meal for P70.00
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Image from Gaspar (@CaptainGaspar)
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My daughter when she opens her eyes and sees that we are both up, it is YAPPING TIME. Only cries when she overslept, but after feeding,it is YAPPING TIME. Colic, teething, hunger, are the only causes of bad mood.
PT (@callsoloud) profile picturePT@callsoloudOct 29
Kante bana le bone ba kgona go tsoga in a bad mood? Le bue fast ke ise ke ire phoso😂
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Please send me numbers tsa di therapist ..its beyond me at this point
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The right partnerships start with a shared vision. 🎙️Watch the full conversation: youtube.com/@onbrandoffscrip…
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The second hand embarrassment I experienced from watching S04E06 of Reasonable Doubt. I am ready to do TikTok reaction video
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Because of SmartBots, I'll facilitate my webinar from Kgotla ya Goodhope tomorrow. This is session 1 focusing on Urban areas but information is still revelant for session 2 on Rural Heat Resilience.
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God did a thing by making me a father. What an awesome God❤️
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BRI will translate knowledge shared during these discussions into accessible campaigns, directly relaying actionable heat-protection guidance at local Kgotla and VDC meetings, & our school tree-planting & urban greening visits. us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi… #ClimateResilience
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Team Botswana (@BoiLilly) profile pictureTeam Botswana@BoiLillyOct 27
Because of SmartBots, I'll facilitate my webinar from Kgotla ya Goodhope tomorrow. This is session 1 focusing on Urban areas but information is still revelant for session 2 on Rural Heat Resilience.
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Dick Bayfort knows that Setso is who he thinks he is
Karabo Tebape (@tebapek) profile pictureKarabo Tebape@tebapekOct 23
I don’t think, generally, people will understand how brilliant my Adv. Is in court… Ke raa Rre Mokoti… Engaged him 3 times and zero defeats 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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E kgeila di panty Miller& Co❤️
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Rule number one of this house ,do not bother the botherer if it is not bothering
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IPSEITY. November 6th. no long talk, fwm!
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Image from Frost Legato (@frostlegato)
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CIPS level 6
Chrome Hearts (@tom_papers) profile pictureChrome Hearts@tom_papersOct 21
Mosadi ke Medicine kana LLB.
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O kgabile Mmadikolo, dialogane, batho ba apere phuraphura tsa mohutso wa phatlha. Ba tsile go amogela seetsele sa thuto ,selo se sa jewe boswa. Enne sala le nna, mpepu wa go tlhabolola matshelo. Le khutsana e bona lepai,selo se thuto mmoloki, otla masiela
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