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Dave (the Splatter)

@CaptainXDave
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Joined November 2012
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And that's that. I'm over at the other place now. Come by and say Hello.
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Yo, CineMonsters! 2 hrs 'til the start of #CineMon, where 2nite, in keeping w/ current events, @quandaryman & I take u In Search Of Ghosts, and The End of the World. Why? Because we can laugh at life, in spite of what it throws us. (Or maybe we're just masochists.) Join us! 10ET. – at Orleans, MA
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Autumnal Equinox is in an hour, but in case I pass out before then... youtu.be/H7hGiZ579cs?si=O3dz…
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Did this come out before or after Liquid Television? #GHWP
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I have to be up early tomorrow, but I think this requires a second viewing, because.... WTF?!? #GHWP
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The cold BOLD taste of hair dye and defeat.
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@RonFilipkowski16 Sep 2024
They’re all learning from the master carnival barker.
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More witty repartee at: bsky.app/profile/davethespla…
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If you don't see me here much, I am over at BSky. Link to follow.
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Zack James@Zack_James9412 Sep 2024
Illegal transgender alien
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“transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prison”, next week on Town Talk
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Actual Names@ActualNames16 Sep 2024
Arch Ballface United States Civil War Soldiers Index, 1861-1865
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Funny. I'm outside, on my break, and there's no porn to be found. Maybe it's on the other side of the office building.
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@IterIntellectus3 Sep 2024
there is TOO. MUCH. PORN. it's everywhere, and it's rotting people's brains
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Other side of the building. There's some construction, but no porn.
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Ford Red Bull
ptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud (@toriimacdaddy) profile pictureptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud@toriimacdaddy2 Sep 2024
Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.
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SEPTA@SEPTA1 Sep 2024
NHSL [M]: Southbound service is operating with delays due to a possible deceased animal blocking the rails between Gulph Mills and Matsonford Station.
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@RhodesKotaEra31 Aug 2024
Okay man 😭😭 How does wiki even approve this 😭
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#GHWP @QuandaryMan youtu.be/pHMH408ltEM?si=0jTG…
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Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports29 Aug 2024
He’s got a long way to mow and a short time to get there …
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Actual Names@ActualNames128 Aug 2024
Mast R Titman United Kingdom, Outgoing Passenger Lists, 1890-1960
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