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râleur, Yevgenia Krasnova’s limousine driver, Tony DiBenedetto is my co-pilot, Chairman of the Bored©️

Planet Earth
Joined April 2011
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Were you a Big Wheel kid growing up?
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As I’ve been saying ever since Zone 2 became trendy… Nothing in exercise science says Zone 2 has unique mitochondrial benefits that higher intensity exercise can't do in far less time. Plus, higher intensity exercise has many unique benefits that you can’t get with Zone 2.
Peter Attia takes a one year hiatus and the first thing he says when he came back was “Zone 2 is overrated my bad lol.” My bad? Do you know how many boring ass hours of stationary bike I’ve done in the last two years?
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She is coming
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We lost a true titan of stage and screen. From the Royal Shakespeare Company to commanding the Starship Enterprise as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and leading the X-Men as Professor X, Sir Patrick Stewart brought unmatched grace, gravitas, and humanity to every role. Rest in peace, Sir Patrick. 🙏
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Legend
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Expertise increases risk taking only linearly, but the effects of collision are nonlinear: 40km/h is > 10 times the risks of 10km/h. This explains the mortality of experts outside ludic setups (racing tracks for cars, dedicated roads for cycling competitions, etc.) x isnot f(x)
Pogacar visto em treinamento entre os carros em Monaco
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I think more normal people need to start making flags to represent them. Too many crazy people have a monopoly on flags.
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🚀 🇺🇸 We have liftoff!! And something worth landing in… 🦀 Our Bay Sauce hits stores soon! First stop in the flying car? The store for our BRAND NEW Bay Sauce. 🦀 Coming to shelves soon!
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Simply wanting it more than everyone else is absolutely a competitive moat. The sooner you realize this, the better
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Almost time to see some serious shit…
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Who else popped their popcorn in this unit?
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#DT17 is underway…
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Criminals. You can't trust any agreement with them, certainly not a ceasefire.
There is NO justification ever, under ANY moral code or international law, for one country to purposely destroy entire villages of another country, let alone during a "ceasefire." These are barbaric war crimes, streamed to the world.
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Taleb on True Wealth.
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Have you seen it?
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Researchers finally discovered the underlying cause of imposter syndrome. It's because you're an imposter. Everyone knows what they're doing except you. We can all tell you're in way over your head.
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Love is the answer
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On this date in 1986, "Double Dare" debuted on Nickelodeon. BITE-SIZED FACT | Hosted by Marc Summers, the messy game show became a Nickelodeon classic, eventually producing 482 episodes during its original 1986–1993 run. #80s
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