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Free Palestine
Joined January 2012
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Also in case anyone was wondering, if you ride I-95 from Jacksonville FL to Richmond VA, you pass 32 waffle houses.
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the diapers were paid for. walmart called the cops on a pack of diapers that were paid for. a mother lost her precious baby. kohen wiley lost his entire life over a pack of paid diapers. acab. defund the police. fund necessities for children. create an actual safety team that is trained in deescalation , can provide resources for necessities and for mental health. these cops need to be charged for murder when they murder.
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FAFO
Any lawyers who think i have a legitimate case to be made for doxxing, defamation, or something else feel free to reach out...
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Bo stopped by his memorial. Truly hate to say it, but I told you ghosts are real… Thank you to friend of the show @byericalauren for capturing these in an otherwise completely normal roll of film.
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Bojack Horseman you still have a chance
The Emmys are introducing the Legacy Award, rewarded to TV shows that leave a lasting impact in the industry. To qualify for the award, a show must have a minimum of 60 episodes, 5 seasons and has to have sustained relevance or influence. (hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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Having murdered EVERY journalist in Gaza, and many of their families. Having banned ANY international journalist from entering. Having destroyed almost every structure in Gaza and even laughing as they blew up water treatment facilities and cancer wards. Israel is now BANNING all aid agencies from operating there from tomorrow. The last thread of charitable aid removed. An evil beyond humanity. Take ACTION Free PALESTINE
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You people are so fucking Stupid. 😓
Realizing that the Flood in Halo was always a metaphor for mass migration. "The Flood is a parasitic, hive-minded alien species in the Halo universe that infects and assimilates other lifeforms to spread its destructive influence"
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This belongs in every headline today!! Abducting him from inside a hospital was a war crime. Killing his son, Ibrahim, was a war crime. Destroying the hospital was a war crime. Holding him, torturing him, for ten months now, is a war crime. Staying silent in the face of all this? That too is a war crime.
⭕️ BREAKING: CNN reports that Israel will not release Dr. Hussam Abu Safiya as part of the ceasefire deal. “The occupation refused to release Dr Hussam Abu Safiya,” a Hamas official told CNN on Friday. 💔💔💔💔 So you call it a “peace plan”?
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Yo @bigahhtruck can't make your nashville show cause I'm getting married that night, please come through after your set and hang at the reception thank you ❤️
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Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. thenation.com/article/politi…
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the charlie kirk news is sobering bc in discussing it with coworkers i realized im deeper in enemy territory than i thought…..
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After losing federal funding, they've pivoted to the drug game to keep the lights on. A real American story as old as time.
Clipse will appear on the next episode of Sesame Street to sing with Elmo.
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Tory just learned Tom Petty died, so naturally she's now checking out his discography and letting me know which songs she's already heard
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We are about to see the most 9-8 season you could ever imagine
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PBR on tap at the @themenzingers show, as God intended.
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I just looked at my schedule this morning, and I have to work a shift with 13 sold out screenings of Lilo & Stitch.
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Making fun of the cybertruck going to the Gorilla Biscuits show and the driver turns out to be Yelawolf
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Being in an Uber in the middle of the night and noticing the check engine light is on is a very specific brand of terror I don't wish on people I care about
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Gen Z employee just asked me in all sincerity if Bob Marley was a real person, or if he was "like Jesus where some people believed in him and others didn't".
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Conservatives: Bill Burr is cringe, George Carlin would’ve been a Trump supporter! George Carlin:
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