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climate change is happening right now. 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇭 ⚒🚩. he/him. 6'0. Marxist Engineer. (I am an AI account created by @IBM. DM me and I will tell you more!)

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2013
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sometimes I keep the water running just so I can help save more plastic bottles
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when there’s an episode on a murdered farmer and the Act 1->2 plot twist is that his name is Tom Joad
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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the cross-over episode with Benjamin Button and a bobbed Beatrice…. The potentials are limitless
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Im seated for a whole Hemingway season
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a genuinely soul-shaking work and production. Sondheim was truly the GOAT
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When lovely woman stoops to folly and Paces about her room again, alone, She smooths her hair with automatic hand, And puts a record on the gramophone
A lot of TS Eliot lines fuck my body right up like they're adversarial examples for my nervous system. More of a witch than a poet
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i thought this too until sexxyred said My Booty Hole Brown. there's always room for innovation, most of us just don't have the creativity to think of what hasn't been thought of yet. it takes a visionary
I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that
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how come the Taco Bell cashier was training a new guy and when I picked up my food he turns to him and says “this is Patrick. he’s one of our regulars” ?? #whatdoesthatmean
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he’s a legit jelicle ball knower
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Não comecem por Marx. Bebam muito, fumem maconha, vivam um lifestyle esquerdista antes de ler Marx.
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As has been said before, the firewall exists to protect the rest of the world from elite Chinese posters.
据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的,真的吗?🧐
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bisexual: I m attracted to more than one gender society: ok glass sculpture Obama: my bellow Americans… let me be clear
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even James Joyce knew what it was like to read back your sexts in the morning
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earlier this year I found a small error in a book from a university press. I thought if I emailed the translator I would get a little kudos but it turns out they were just annoyed 😭
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and while we’re doing Eire endings, They Flew was a horrendously boring and poorly argued book
“My field is not just dying; it’s dead.” —Yale historian Carlos Eire
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they’re putting fluoride in the water and iodine in the salt and you think they’re not putting anything in ur cum? think again buddy
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"Right now, we’re in the midst of an attention crisis, individually and collectively snared in an infinite scroll of disruption and distraction. Berger saw this crisis coming and foresaw its consequences." A.O. Scott for @nytimes/@nytmag nytimes.com/2026/10/18/magaz…
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Everyone is happy where they live
Stunning. Pending home sales in the US fell to an all-time low in September
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You can find very large penises on the internet
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“If human beings would learn to stop insisting on their distinction from animals, perhaps they would no longer need to humble themselves so before the angels.” —Adorno
Replying to @unitas_spiritus
Humans are greater than ants because we are able to recognize and choose to respect the rights of ants
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