Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff. ex @IBM Be kind. Be patient. Be calm. Don't let the bastards grind you down. https://nitter.cf/t.co/u94P7wQVqI
London and Brighton
Joined March 2012
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Programmer for hire - (mostly web-based) computer graphics, creative coding, games
Contract, permanent or consultancy
Training: groups or one-to-one
@WebGL, @OpenGL, #GLSL, #JavaScript, #Cpp, C#, #sql
#3D, #AR, #VR, #WebAR, #WebVR
@babylonjs, @threejs, @playcanvas
Carl Bateman retweeted
This seems like a great time to reshare my favourite Sir Patrick Stewart performance, ‘What has the ECHR ever done for us?’ It’s just perfect in every possible way … including the ending 😂😂😂 RIP.
🎥 The Guardian
Carl Bateman retweeted
"we post AI slop all the time but if you reply to me with AI slop that's really bad for some reason"
Carl Bateman retweeted
Already pinned to the ground.
Already tased.
His head bounced off the asphalt.
Then the police officer punched him 22 times.
Twenty-two.
Witnesses said the man appeared to be having a mental episode and was not a threat. He had been standing in the road.
Carl Bateman retweeted
This may be a long video,but it’s so worth it because these are just a few of the reasons Barack Obama is one of the most loved Presidents in this Country’s history and why he still packs venues. Try not to cry and it will be hard not too.
Carl Bateman retweeted
If any of what Farage said is true then this is a serious infringement of the democraric system in the UK and should be investigated by the appropriate authorities.
It won't be because Farage and Reform are lying AGAIN.
Carl Bateman retweeted
Don't ever think that the hard right would be content if every migrant and every Muslim were removed from the UK. In a heart beat they would find some other group to attack; greens, teens, single mums, cyclists, cat owners, train spotters etc etc. They need someone else to blame & be angry with.
For some reason they can't begin to see that it might be the rich & privileged public figures, like Farage, Lowe & Musk, who deliberately fuel their anger, who really deserve their contempt.
Carl Bateman retweeted
We act our wage around here. You get what you pay for. Going beyond the job description is either unpaid labor or something we get reprimanded for. Either way, no thanks.
Carl Bateman retweeted
If Nigel and the other morons from Reform are out there, read and weep
YOU did this !
