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Need to leave out milk and cookies for him
hope this diva got a good night sleep
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Me to anyone who will listen today. #ElectionDayEve
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I can’t believe losers in this city spent so long shitting on Hurts that the universe felt so compelled to prove them wrong that it had to show these people a life without him and now I have to watch Tanner McKee for the foreseeable future.
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Text from a league source: “This [Eagles] team is going to look very different come the bye… it’s a loss that loses people their job.” “They just got their a** kicked back to back weeks in primetime, there will be changes.”
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No plans on Healthcare, affordability, job growth, wage growth, nada. Just boogeyman politics based on xenophobia and racism.
Donalds: There will be no Sharia law in Florida.
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This is a loser tweet but I don’t care, I’m so stoked to spend Tuesday night watching Steve Kornacki thrive looking at the interactive county map
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this isn’t how hospital/medical translation works. They’re not just sitting in the ER
JD Vance: We took one of our kids to the emergency room. And there are like nine different translators for nine different languages. And I’m thinking to myself, ‘How about if everybody spoke English?’
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LeBron James: “I'm having a great time... I'm more than happy that I made the decision to come here.” (via @krisrhim1)
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It’s just crazy how literally nothing can break the perception that republicans are fiscally conservative. It does not matter that republicans have exploded the debt and deficit every time for the last 50 years, people still insist they’re fiscally conservative
If the stock market crashes on Monday, it would cement a Democratic sweep on Tuesday. Ironically, a crash that helps Democrats win may be driven by investors pricing in that outcome, as Democrats will likely raise corporate taxes and be more fiscally reckless than Republicans.
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Haywire in Times Square for like a 90 second set before it getting shut down
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yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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Everyone get out and fucking vote.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump wants to appoint Ted Cruz as Supreme Court Justice if Republicans keep the Senate.
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Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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Honestly, probably a “losing the battle, winning the war” situation to just get beat down tonight and accept that it’s over rather than win and spend a few weeks convincing ourselves “playoff QB Tanner McKee” is a real thing we should pin any of our hopes on.
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Go birds I guess
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More of this
OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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I feel like a pervert for still watching this Michigan/Indiana game. It’s so bad
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little less tweeting and a little more Severance Season 3, Benny
Philly with the boos
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Pat retweeted
The horrifying thing for the rest of the league is its not even like they got hot from 3 at all. They just overcame a 27 point lead by just absolutely smothering and bullying a fellow playoff contender to death for 24 minutes. In their 2nd game together.
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THE 76ERS.
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