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Mum is fuming 😡 Someone is letting off fireworks 🎆 and they are really loud, I am shaking under the bed 🛌 It’s only September for goodness sake #hedgewatch #nobangs

I have decided to come out to the garden for some peace and quiet, mum is flapping around in the house, not quite sure what she is upto but she was getting under my paws. #hedgewatch It is a bit chilly but the sun is out ☀️ so quite pleasant #weathercat

Warning to your pawrents, my mum is going to the Cat Show at the NEC, she will be the one that generally is an embarrassment to me 🙀 note: - I have enough beds I don’t use - I don’t need a new carrier - she is permitted to buy treats & books😺💕🐾 #hedgewatch #catchatbookclub

I nearly outwitted mum this morning, I hid under the bed as I was suspicious of a VET, she tried to tempt me with tuna, but I didn’t fall for that trick, she dismantled the bed, and I had disappeared out the other side 😹 However she caught me trying to get out the cat flap 🙀

Squizzer 🐿️ alert What a cheeky squirrel, I was having a quiet snooze in the garden and he was taking liberties 🙀 #hedgewatch

Update Another visit to V E Ts today. The vet & mum got very excited when I did a wee at the vets 🙀 Mum was less happy when I did a poo in the carrier on the way home, with all the windows down in the car it was a bit chilly 🥶 I now have some different medication 💊 😺

I alerted mum this evening to a hedgehog 🦔 in my garden, we used to get them all the time until the neighbours got a little dog & blocked the holes up. We always have bowls of water in the garden - I am now locked inside the house 😼 @MillieMall

Checking on my cat nip plant, I think it needs some water mum, otherwise it’s going to end up brown like the grass, I know you have only been watering the tomato plants, but my catnip crop is important 🌱 #hedgewatch

I have been chased by a ginger fur into my own house! Mum was screaming at it so much the neighbours came out to see what was going on 🙀 It was captured on cctv including mum running like a mad woman, but I cut that bit out, she is so embarrassing, I had it all under control 😺

I have been blocked by the @ MillieMall account as I warned another account about it being hacked, can someone let me know if the real Millie gets her account back. This is horrible that these people do this 😿I don’t understand why 😿 #hedgewatch

Out early doing a #hedgewatch before it gets too hot. Yes mum your flowers are beautiful but not as beautiful as me 😺💕🐾

How are fur pals keeping cool, mum is following me around trying to get me to drink water, and I think she’s even put water in my food 🙀 I am just trying to air my fluff and do a #Hedgewatch SUMMER shift 😺💕🐾

Mum has been shopping & look @MillieMall our favourite snacks #PurrPops are reduced, mum cleared the shelf. So for once I am stocked up and should last me a few days 😹😹😹 and at this price I think mum can give me more than one treat a day 😺 Hopefully @waitrose will restock …

I’ve had a busy afternoon supervising mum in the garden, and doing a #hedgewatch however as soon as I went inside for a little snooze 💤 she got the lawn mower out & ran over the lead & it is now broken 🙀 Looks like she will be doing no mow April as well as no mow May 😹😹😹

Mum wants to know if other cat pawrents are subjected to this type of guilt tripping when they leave the house…. I don’t know what she means, she always tells me she won’t be long but that is never true… 😿 #hedgewatch

Paw waves everyfur, I have made a bit of an error today, after days of cosy duvet days, I decided to venture out, I can report it is very wet under paw 🌧️ 🐾 Recommend staying under your duvets 😺💕 #hedgewatch #weathercat

Here my #surf pose, it’s a standing surf pose 😺 #mogyog @MrMoustacheCat