Least surprising news of the day. Lauren Boebert was screwing everyone in D.C including Matt Gaetz. Such a Christian family values role model.
🚨 BREAKING: Ethics Complaint Alleges Boebert Had Sexual Relationships With Three Senior Staffers, Paid $200,000 in Hush Money to Conceal One Affair; Sworn complaint filed🚨 open.substack.com/pub/americ…

Sep 19, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC

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Send her back to the trailer park if they will have her.
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Everyone saw the dark theater video, @laurenboebert whoring about is NOT a shocker… She could probably give @KenPaxtonTX a few pointers on whoring around if he ever goes to DC 😳 #embarrassments
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What a HornDog,
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@grok did Boebert vote to release the Epstein files?
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It's not about christianity in the US a la carte white evangelicals preach a notion of bits they like and ignore the inconvenient bits...it's about tribe, privliege, hating the other, superiority. Nothing JC would recognise.
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Boebert gives white trash a bad name.
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It’s she a little too old for Matt Gaetz🤔hahaha 😂😂
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I thought she used to be pornstar in the early 2000s?
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I don't really care. The pedophiles and child cannibals, and the Trump billion dollar insider trading on war news is ignored. You can't pay me to care what Lauren Hobert does in her extracurricular time.
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Two were women... 👀
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And they didn't even have to take her to a movie!!
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She was having affairs with her female staff too
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She went from one district to another to get re-elected..Granddma was laying..waste.. @Colorado
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Never Again!
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Well she started out as an escort who married a pedophile so this isn't too surprising.
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Didn’t know Boebert was a lick-her license type gal 😂😂 she banging anything with two legs. All of MAGA are perverted creeps doing in it all the name of “Christianity”. You’re a fool or evil if you follow these ppl there’s no in between.
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Republicans have been screwing the American dream for isreal,and yea, she is a wh●re too.
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Makes the claims that she was a congressional escort before Congress, and now she is doing it for the love of the game
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She was in battle with Katie Miller to fuck everybody in DC?
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She a ho. Always been, always will
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Whenever I hear the term “Christian Family Values” anymore…pretty much guarantees whomever is saying such, whomever is referring such…pretty much guarantees they are practicing anything but. It’s a smoke screen to hide behind.
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She's doing her party well, letting the Senior staff bury their salami's, I betcha some of this kink happened at the Capitol, Mutt Goats 🐐 is a real stud, Lauren's putting our tax dollars to good use. #VenmoAnyone
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Not sure I believe the Gaetz thing. She's way too old for Matt....lol
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Bobert is what you get when you drag a dollar bill thru the trailer park. – at Willow Oak, FL
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GED Barbie is a slut??? Wow it’s like learning water is wet all over again ‘Christians’ 👍
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She's a single adult woman screwing other adults. Who cares. In the words of the great Tim Walz... mind our own damn business.
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Matt Gaetz? Isn't she a little old for his taste?
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Before or after his wedding
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And now her son is up on some sexually related charges? Apple doesn’t fall far from the hoe-store
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I bet she was one who voted to keep the Slush Fund users quiet. I mean, hello
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Good for her breaking republican stereotypes by having consensual heterosexual sexual relationships with adult males who are not married.
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“The Smithsonian Slut” has a ring to it.
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