Least surprising news of the day.
Lauren Boebert was screwing everyone in D.C including Matt Gaetz.
Such a Christian family values role model.
🚨 BREAKING: Ethics Complaint Alleges Boebert Had Sexual Relationships With Three Senior Staffers, Paid $200,000 in Hush Money to Conceal One Affair; Sworn complaint filed🚨 open.substack.com/pub/americ…
Sep 19, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC
Everyone saw the dark theater video, @laurenboebert whoring about is NOT a shocker… She could probably give @KenPaxtonTX a few pointers on whoring around if he ever goes to DC 😳 #embarrassments
She's doing her party well, letting the Senior staff bury their salami's, I betcha some of this kink happened at the Capitol, Mutt Goats 🐐 is a real stud, Lauren's putting our tax dollars to good use. #VenmoAnyone