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Consanguinity has nothing to do with benevolence except one that has been ordained by God. Relationship , story telling and football lover.

Ogun, Nigeria
Joined August 2019
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A 23 year old lady has been electrocuted to dêath by her electric sex toy she was using at dawn to satisfy her sexual desires💔💔💔
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She doesn't need to transfer the 30k to the proprietress tho. But then, it is what it is.
My sister went for a teaching interview today. She was offered ₦30,000 to teach four subjects. She said she needed somewhere to be going. She has an NCE, B.Ed., PGDE and M.Ed. She asked the proprietress if the ₦30,000 was per subject, since she would be teaching four subjects. The proprietress said it was ₦30,000 monthly. Late coming attracts a deduction of ₦500. New teachers are also not permitted to take extra lessons until they have worked for at least six months. My sister noticed the proprietress’s account details displayed on the wall. She brought out her phone, transferred ₦30,000 to the account and stood up. “Ma, I have just paid you one month’s salary. Have a good day.” The proprietress was speechless….
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Thousands of people got it. I did before Don j partnered with them. I did this time also again 😂
When I got the email that I was awarded the scholarship I felt special. But I came online and saw that everyone got in. 😒
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Gusto Dalot Nous James Timber White And all those nonsense defenders in EPL should always watch players like this.
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How did you truly feel when you got this email before coming online to see a lot of people got this too?
I guess everyone that applied got it
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Thousands of people got it. I did before Don j partnered with them. I did this time also again 😂
When I got the email that I was awarded the scholarship I felt special. But I came online and saw that everyone got in. 😒
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I support the removal of subsidy. However, how it was removed is where Tinubu failed. Virtually all oil producing countries still subsidize it for their citizens. Tinubu should have first fought the corruption devastating the oil subsidy before removing it gradually. He wanted to prove "Macho man", and plunged over 70% of Nigerians into abject poverty. There is nothing any of you APC supporters will tell me that will make me like that man. He's a very wicked and clueless man. He made many Nigerians beggars. You APC supporters need to have a rethink. Your blind loyalty is really a problem. We will remember you. End.
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Hakimi scoring a hattrick when Recce James can't even stay fit😭
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I saw a girl I liked on here, I wanted to text her.... Then I see "CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT".... Me wey dey do P O. S
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Don't mind them, it was #26 500 before self 😂😂😂
I don’t know why people are complaining about the acceptance fee. It’s just 22,800. You people don’t have N22,800?? 😩😩
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She doesn't need to transfer the 30k to the proprietress tho. But then, it is what it is.
My sister went for a teaching interview today. She was offered ₦30,000 to teach four subjects. She said she needed somewhere to be going. She has an NCE, B.Ed., PGDE and M.Ed. She asked the proprietress if the ₦30,000 was per subject, since she would be teaching four subjects. The proprietress said it was ₦30,000 monthly. Late coming attracts a deduction of ₦500. New teachers are also not permitted to take extra lessons until they have worked for at least six months. My sister noticed the proprietress’s account details displayed on the wall. She brought out her phone, transferred ₦30,000 to the account and stood up. “Ma, I have just paid you one month’s salary. Have a good day.” The proprietress was speechless….
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Don't mind them, it was #26 500 before self 😂😂😂
I don’t know why people are complaining about the acceptance fee. It’s just 22,800. You people don’t have N22,800?? 😩😩
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What does it mean if you see this face in your dream? 😭
Men used to go to war for faces like this but now they’re on twitter 💔
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These thieves be moving like the ones Qdot narrated in his song .
A TikTok influencer, Matta is explaining how he was r0bbed last night. He said he was tied up and the thi£ves asked him about his gold. He explained that the gold he uses for his videos does not belong to him and is only for content. The thi£ves then asked him to send ₦20 million, but he couldn’t because of the daily limit on his bank account. The thi£ves then decided to wait until 12am Luckily, the police arrived😳
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I don't know about other men, but once a woman cheats on me, there's no way we're continuing that relationship. I can forgive only from a distance, but nothing is ever bringing us close together even as friends again. My ex girlfriend who cheated on my since about 5 years ago, I still haven't forgotten about it. We don't even talk, but whenever I see stories that reminds me of what she did, resentment continues to grow in my heart. I just cannot deal, please. Above all, love God.
BRO TO BRO Never go back to a woman who cheated because once a woman betrays your trust, she's no longer the same woman you fell for. She's been touched by another man's spirit and that energy never leaves. You can forgive her, sure, but your soul will never rest around her again. It's not about lust, it's about disrespect. A man cheats for pleasure, a woman cheats for replacement. She's already imagined life without you, already buried you in her heart before she laid with another man.
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Nothing, but it has always been in my mind to say it. However, let me give you a story. About a month ago, a married woman was in my DM. She said that she regrets getting married. She's from a comfortable home and her husband is from a humble home. To her dismay, her husband bought bread and she wanted to eat it for dinner. Her husband told her that she should not eat more than 3 slices because bread is expensive. She felt so irritated and insulted by that. Their marriage is just 6 months old. She said that it was love that she followed. End.
Replying to @jon_d_doe
Agba, watin you see recently?
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Dirty December loading!!! Cbex way 😂😂😂
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My subscription is Now Live Again 🙏💯 Thanks to everyone who reached out to me. All appreciation to my subscribers as well I appreciate you all!
I don't understand what's going on with my creators subscription. It suddenly deactivated, while showing eligible, It notified my subscribers that I deactivated, when I did not. It's more than 48 hours since I reapplied and it's still showing eligible instead of under review. Have anyone experienced this before?
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I want to buy a new car. E get one car wey dey my mind and na only money fit buy am. No be advice abeg.
What’s one thing money would solve in your life right now that advice cannot solve?
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Sending 30,000 thousand naira to the proprietress was unnecessary though. What message was she trying to pass? That was unnecessary please. And if she has so much to spare 30,000 naira on a stranger, why was she looking for a job in a school? She expected a school to pay her 500,000 naira?
My sister went for a teaching interview today. She was offered ₦30,000 to teach four subjects. She said she needed somewhere to be going. She has an NCE, B.Ed., PGDE and M.Ed. She asked the proprietress if the ₦30,000 was per subject, since she would be teaching four subjects. The proprietress said it was ₦30,000 monthly. Late coming attracts a deduction of ₦500. New teachers are also not permitted to take extra lessons until they have worked for at least six months. My sister noticed the proprietress’s account details displayed on the wall. She brought out her phone, transferred ₦30,000 to the account and stood up. “Ma, I have just paid you one month’s salary. Have a good day.” The proprietress was speechless….
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Ask her about the match between Chelsea and Manchester United tomorrow 😂
I just got into a new talking stage, and we're currently at a lounge. I've run out of things to talk about. Does anyone have a topic that can stir up an interesting conversation?
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