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Joined January 2024
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How often do you gotta eat to notice that
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😂😂Setting up hyperpop sombr horribly
sombr if he was hot, bisexual, and made good music
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My prof just quoted this shit mid lecture
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Nick Fuentes and Ivy Wolk are the same to me
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Fortnite pirate token were gonna vote vote vote with our voices frutiger aero yams code rot by any votes necessary did i miss anything else by being old?
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I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
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Pushing 1 pm have been clocked in since 7 am & im still nowhere near close to half of my shift
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Why does ian mackaye have a kid i thought straight edge meant u cant fuck
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Dude next to me watching class of the elite mid lecture 🤣🤣 oh its biscuits for this guy
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Ong if ever even thinks about doing this at a path station even touching the J its biscuits for this spooky scary skeleton
New York native Sombr surprised riders today with a pop-up performance at 14 St-Union Sq station 🎤
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Ngl if on Halloween i need one of you to rizz some huzz up & either straight nut in them or get nutted in cuz Im trying to go to a baby shower soon Ive never been to one & ive always wanted to go & make sure to have those meatballs Ive always wanted to try them u can abort after.
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When shuzzrty hungry for some chiptole so u hit her with some rizz & beans🤣🧑‍🍳🍳
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Padre nuestro, que estás en el cielo, santificado sea tu nombre; venga a nosotros tu reino; hágase tu voluntad, en la tierra como en el cielo. Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día🤑💰💵💸
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Today i only had 5 bananas
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I didnt get her number but I got her cashapp 🤑😻
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Imma start wearing these and boots everyday to be like 6’6 to make shit even again
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Ok
im sorry but rock music is like the corniest shit ever to me bro
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This video is really corny i just wanted an excuse to post it
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