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perfectly good werewolf if not for the crippling anxiety

A dungeon near you
Joined September 2009
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
by the age of 30 you probably won’t have a house or proper savings or any real stability but you WILL have a mountain of unread books that you plan to read “someday”
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever stayed up until 3am bc the book you’re reading is so brilliant you have to read “just one more chapter” and then another and then another until you give up on sleep and give yourself completely to the story?
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
If an apartment doesn't have a washer-dryer, the rent should legally be capped at $875/mo.
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Highest yearly number of flu deaths in the U.S. in the last 100 years: 80,000 Covid deaths in the U.S. in the last 21 months: 869,212 It’s not “just like the flu”.
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Has there ever been an earlier shift into a lame duck presidency? We're three years out from the election and there's just no hope on the horizon for any meaningful legislation. A three year lame duck, with a majority in both chambers no less. This party is a ghost ship.
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Hello, 911? My wife is being too loud on her zoom calls but I can't say anything because she's making more money than me
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Shout out to the top 5 asses in the world, shake that, open a can of whoop, pain in the, kiss my, and Frederick Dougl.
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
So far I’ve been mistaken for three of the women in “The 355.”
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Tonga's Hunga Tonga volcano just had one of the most violent volcano eruptions ever captured on satellite.
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
Letting my son’s prom date know I’ll shoot her if she tries anything with my son
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
i’m so sorry to have a hot take but I personally don’t want anyone to die from covid? like not even if they’re “old” or “disabled” or “unvaccinated” or “poor” or whatever
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Democracy gettin' straight up burned to the ground and some folks are still like, "Can you believe gas is up seven cents?!" Does this mean the Titanic was halfway down and some asshole was like, "Hold up, our waiter never brought the syrup I asked for"?
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
PSA: Martin Luther King Jr.’s family is calling for no celebration of MLK Day without action on voting rights legislation. Spread the word.
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
BREAKING: Michigan’s Attorney General refers the 16 Michigan Republicans who forged a certificate claiming that Trump won in 2020 to federal prosecutors for criminal felony charges that can earn them decades in prison. RT IF YOU THINK THAT FEDERAL PROSECUTORS MUST CHARGE THEM!
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Unfortunate Werewolf (BLM) retweeted
in hindsight, i can see how looking a man in the eyes on a first date and saying my favorite tv shows are "the ones where bad men die," immediately after saying i tend to have horrible taste in men, could be seen as a "threat"
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we honestly peaked as kids going to book fairs and getting presents and pizza for reading, learning the classics from a dog on TV, you can't buy that kind of joy
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