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here for the laughs

Miami, FL
Joined August 2011
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make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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SHARIA LAW IS HERE.
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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Beltran just lost Florida. What does this mean for club space?
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mamdanistan has expanded its borders
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO
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charlie retweeted
skill issue
WEED IS NOT A PARTY DRUG.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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I did all my chores to watch this show after as a lil treat and the internet went out ndudhdhdnfjfbc
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this bitch don’t know bout Pangea
why is egypt in the gulf of mexico
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idk man I think it’s pretty cool that kids are still buying physical media in the streaming era
Bro, just turn on the radio—why bother buying vinyl records when they even play that music at Walmart?
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is Clayface worth it?
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The bender calling my name like the green goblin mask
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I said this and then read half this book in bed, who tf am I
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What's extra impressive is that Juan had already used Techno in a track title years earlier. But when the right opportunity arose, he subtly - or not so subtly - told the label (and the world), that this was techno music, and it came from Detroit. RIP Juan Atkins 🙏 🛸 🕊️ 📽️ High Tech Soul: The Creation of Techno Music (2006)
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when you have one buzzball too many on Halloween
Attributed to Elihu Vedder (1836–1923) Psyche and Cupid, late 19th century
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smells like desperation
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A little discipline goes a long way. You can literally change the course of your life in 6 months or 2 years with enough focus and dedication.
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