@ChaseAzazel
Joined August 2011
Chase retweeted
first in my blood line to read something like this 😭😭
Tomatoes were the first successful transgender vegetable to fruit transition
29
10,584
12
97,021
1,013,903
Chase retweeted
these wine moms do not play about colleen hoover
‘VERITY’ debuts with $32.5M domestically and $62.5M at the worldwide box office. It cost $40M to produce.
41
1,907
43
59,550
788,435
Chase retweeted
shit is getting heated on kindergarten twitter
yall dragging apples as if they aren't the face of the fruit industry put some respect on my goat
70
12,758
74
153,562
1,143,075
Give men a day to celebrate themselves and they won't. Instead, they'll wait for the day women celebrate each other and whine that they're not celebrated enough. 😂😂
76
2,109
35
13,174
93,740
He's saying that men are unable to control themselves because they're predators.
400
15,765
74
200,795
1,655,309
Chase retweeted
Me squeezing every last drop of me time out of the weekend at 2am
50
10,448
334
89,921
926,358
Chase retweeted
sacrificing fran’s forehead for micheala’s cleavage #priorities
New promo for Bridgerton season five 📸 bridgertonboy
42
5,651
96
109,586
838,022
My dad used to completely lose interest in a movie if something stupidly unbelievable happened in it. But understand, this meant that if he was watching a werewolf movie and a character went to the post office on Sunday when they’re closed, he’s stop watching.
760
7,179
1,220
161,188
2,700,879
"kidnapping", "waterboarding" are they really trying to humanize a fucking police camera holly shit 😂😂
BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post frames a self-posted satirical video as "BREAKING" news of a real kidnapping accusation and "digital waterboarding." The creator filmed a joke skit with a Flock camera he states he legally acquired. x.com/Polymarket/sta… x.com/grok/status/21… x.com/GinoJ05/status… x.com/NEVeteran/stat…
56
9,139
24
114,755
1,220,513
fui com meu primo buscar minha vó na igreja > esqueci q tava com uma saia longa que tem uma fenda na perna > me barraram de entrar na igreja por causa da fenda mostrando minha perna > uma moça foi me defender e falou que jesus também andava com prostitutas
404
10,382
568
144,978
1,028,876
Chase retweeted
The ONLY thing that is going to stop most men from committing r@pe and SA is the fear of a life-altering consequence. Not consent workshops, not lectures, not podcasts. FEAR.
154
1,889
75
11,957
105,611
being a candy addict during october is dangerous. hide ya candy. im on the prowl.
103
15,084
496
88,084
782,690
So, apparently, the Cornell r*pists have tried to dox Jane Doe, but can't remember her. Do you realize what that says? If they can't remember which victim she was? How many were there? HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?!
481
40,020
274
252,169
2,433,962
Chase retweeted
the way white people weaponize their queerness and neurodivergence to act like they know the full extent of oppression genuinely irritates me
1,568
63
8,364
79,243
Jane Doe hasn't been doxxed by the rapists yet because they don't know who it is BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE and now I want to puke
144
9,240
52
84,389
1,021,831
Chase retweeted
simple: when klaus does bad things the writers punish him narratively or by the other characters. that doesn’t happen with damon.
what’s the logic of me not liking damon as a character but loving klaus😭😭
5
213
12
3,699
58,892
Please stop putting Demon Slayer characters against actual elemental users in fiction. Those sword niggas are schizophrenic.
125
5,354
220
78,361
1,079,136
It's gonna be called Maxamount and that's exactly what you're gonna pay
JUST IN: HBO Max and Paramount+ are merging into a single streaming service.
332
13,992
199
124,098
1,624,214
Chase retweeted
apparently the entire class failed a recent exam
i actually don’t understand a single word in this lecture
41
5,861
87
105,452
771,704
When you’re in your 20s you hit the adult world and there’s no age grouping anymore. You will make friends with coworkers the same age as your parents lol
yall be 28-32 finding "community" with 22 year olds🫩 oh yea im sure
79
2,860
130
31,639
304,109