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Pete

@ChatGPetey

Just another plugged in, left of centre, over sharing, Peter Pan syndrome, thirtysomething homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈📺 🍿 🎶 🥘 👄 ⚽️ 🏋️

 United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
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Celeb traitors 2 really is karma for those people who said the show was better when the stakes were lower
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Watched half the premier league ring the changes in their ties last night and tonight we’ve got two full strength teams. Wonder if the allure of Fleetwood in quarters has shifted managers thinking #nufc
Newcastle United (@NUFC) profile pictureNewcastle United
@NUFCOct 29
Your Mags on Merseyside 👊
Newcastle United v Everton: Horníček, Hall, Schär, Nico, Osula, Barnes, Murphy, Willock, Burn, Dedić, Ramsey

ALT Newcastle United v Everton: Horníček, Hall, Schär, Nico, Osula, Barnes, Murphy, Willock, Burn, Dedić, Ramsey

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Thoughts and prayers for Trample Me at this difficult time.
Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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In a previous relationship I was having dinner at their parents and they discussed being the bottom at the dinner table 💀
Mr. G (@In_The_Dark89) profile pictureMr. G
@In_The_Dark89Oct 27
Have your parents ask if you’re the TOP or BOTTOM?
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Just sit on it until 40 surely @Adele - crack open a 40 before 40 and keep busy love x
InMusic (@_inmusic_) profile pictureInMusic
@_inmusic_Oct 29
According to The Sun, Adele is working on her fifth album, reportedly titled “39.”
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There are only two birthday greetings from gay friends and no in between.
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2015-2020 is just non stop top trade with Blake bloody Shelton spoiling the babe broth.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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Vue cancelled every IMAX screening of Street Fighter from this weekend. Just got my cancellation. Must have dropped off a cliff after first weekend 😬
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Out of Street Fighter. Some cute touches but tonally juvenile, M Bison was miscast, and they had no right making me so horny for Dhalsim. #StreetFighter
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Less than six weeks until Man Utd come to St James’ and I wouldn’t be shocked to see Eddie in the dugout. #nufc
Graeme Bailey (@GraemeBailey) profile pictureGraeme Bailey
@GraemeBaileyOct 25
Manchester United sources expect Michael Carrick to be dismissed as manager, @TEAMtalk has been told, with Eddie Howe emerging as the leading contender to replace him at Old Trafford. teamtalk.com/manchester-unit…
Wilcox locks onto Eddie Howe after telling Man Utd owners Michael Carrick is DONE

Wilcox locks onto Eddie Howe after telling Man Utd owners Michael Carrick is DONE

Manchester United sources expect Michael Carrick to be dismissed as manager, TEAMtalk has been told, with Eddie Howe emerging as the leading contender to replace him at Old Trafford.

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And to think I thought this was an awful panic signing having seen him have a stinker at St James’ for Benfica in champions league 🤡 #nufc
Magpie 24/7 (@Magpie24_7) profile pictureMagpie 24/7
@Magpie24_7Oct 25
4 assists already! 2 clean sheets and already one of the best players in the starting lineup! A brilliant start to life at Newcastle United for Amar Dedic 🇧🇦 #NUFC
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Having missed the Liverpool, Spurs, and Hull (first half) matches I’ve been starved of a good Jaissle performance. Lots of work to do but this was absolutely necessary. Palace and now Everton at best time. Another capital success after at Fulham and looking much better #nufc
Newcastle United (@NUFC) profile pictureNewcastle United
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THREE POINTS AT PALACE 💪
Full-time: Crystal Palace 0 Newcastle United 2.

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Difference in CB and pull back from gung ho verticality helped. But this Palace side out of form and fresh out of Turkey midweek is only a platform to kick on. Nothing proven yet #nufc
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Im just a 5 thirsting after anything 7+
こころ (@kokoro_gallery) profile pictureこころ
@kokoro_galleryOct 23
男性の体毛、何番までならアリ？
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Rare proud moment for the UK.
Sulla (@spqr_sulla) profile pictureSulla
@spqr_sullaOct 24
Your based and redpilled youth, sir
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Why is she in a long coat and him in nowt but shorts? I could never.
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Billie Eilish headline set was one of the worst things I’ve seen on the Pyramid Stage. Drag and drop from her tour with no context of where she was.
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailOct 25
Glastonbury turns its back on music veterans as Harry Styles, Billie Eilish and Sam Fender are set to headline trib.al/sCoPDHv
Glasto turns it back on music veterans with headliners all under 30

Glasto turns it back on music veterans with headliners all under 30

The Mail on Sunday can reveal Glastonbury has managed to lure American pop sensation Billie Eilish - aged just 24 - to play, meaning the three headline acts have an average age of under 30

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Well that was kinda cute #JESC2026
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What a mess already less than 20mins in #JESC2026
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Of course she’s a Scorpio sister. This makes complete sense.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 24
Happy 29th birthday to the talented RAYE.
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.#CelebrityTraitors threatened to have a mildly entertaining round table for once. Then decided to keep good faithfuls and give another boring consensus vote. 🥱
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