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Andrew Fleischman
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A federal judge advises you NOT to respond to opposing counsel's letter with a big frowny face
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Robin Harris@casescasescasesOct 28
What people think cross examination sounds like: P: you plunged the dagger into him, didn’t you? D: I did. I did. I confess. I killed him. What it actually sounds like: P: turn to page 208 in your bundle; the last WhatsApp message dated 12.05.2009 please. D: which page, sorry?
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Pulp Covers@PulpCoversOct 27
Has anyone written a book yet where they use LLMs to write all the dialog for just one character? Then all the other characters can slowly realize this person doesn't actually know anything, and it turns out they were a fraud the whole time.
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Ask Alex Horne to turn on the lights
Mercurius (@MercuriusFilius) profile pictureMercurius
@MercuriusFiliusSep 29
How would you answer this common JPMorgan interview question?
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Yuan Yi Zhu
@yuanyi_zSep 26
Normally a federal judge ruling that “hot, sexy, dangerous boys—central to virtually all young adult romance novels—cannot be copyrighted” would be the best part of the case. Not this case.
Noam Blum (@neontaster) profile pictureNoam Blum
@neontasterSep 25
You're doing a disservice not telling people that this is ongoing litigation over supposed idea theft in the vampire romantacy novel space. Makes it funnier tbh.
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_craneSep 17
At this point it’s more revisionist to suggest that sometimes people can be cruel simply because they have the opportunity.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 17
The first trailer for ‘STEPS’ has been released. The film follows Cinderella’s evil stepsisters who are actually depicted as kind & misunderstood. Releasing November 20 on Netflix.
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Mike Bird
@BirdywordSep 14
You can tell what share of a restaurant's orders come from delivery apps, because if it's more than 50% you don't have as much of a disincentive to naming your food items the Stuff Me Mozzarella Sticks or the Fill My Hole Milkshake
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End these millennial restaurants immediately
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Lauren Teixeira
@lrntexSep 15
This story has it all. IP theft. Involution discourse. The International Blueberry Organization denouncing "illegal hectares." A woman admitting to eating a pound of a blueberries a day. A protest flotilla of enraged Italian tomato farmers. All news stories should be like this.
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJSep 15
A U.S. company ignited a blueberry boom in China. Then local businesses swiped the secret to growing them. on.wsj.com/4hbXeUZ
Driscoll’s Gave China Its Blueberries—Then China Swiped the Secret to Growing Them

Driscoll’s Gave China Its Blueberries—Then China Swiped the Secret to Growing Them

The California grower’s expansion into China ignited local competition and widespread intellectual-property theft. Private investigators went undercover at nurseries.

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Mondo Mascots@mondomascotsJul 26
The green prince character from the Katamari Damacy games appeared on a Ginza toy shop today
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If you give Claude Opus enough photos of a building, it can take a crack at illustrating its floor plan. Here’s The Gobbler Motel and Supper Club. @Lileks
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Revised supper club: Claude guesses the bar revolves at about a foot per minute.
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WME | Talent Management ©@WME_TalentSep 2
And they say the spirit of satire is dead
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Gonna go run Module I15 Gratified Wish of the Pleasure Seeker
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Matt Ferrari@MatthewFerrariAug 18
whenever Victor Hugo reveals that yet another chivalrous stranger he’s introduced is actually Jean Valjean
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Visakan Veerasamy
@visakanvJul 26
GTA Vice City (2002) was set in 1986 with songs like Billie Jean and Cutting Crew’s (I Just Died) In Your Arms on the radio to make an equivalent retro game today in 2026– it’d be set in 2010 with songs like Katy Perry’s California Gurls, Ke$ha’s Tik Tok and Gaga’s Bad Romance
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Mark@AgingRanchHandJul 18
Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad
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The kind of final score rarely seen outside roller derby and Bill Swerski’s Superfans sketches
Kabarsports_id (@kabarsports_id) profile pictureKabarsports_id@kabarsports_idJul 13
FIBA U18 Women's Asia Cup 2026 Division B Indonesia 🇮🇩 127-6 🇴🇲 Oman #FIBAU18WomensAsiaCup #Basketball
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