Wheee

okay, cut, out of character. have you guys heard of this whole nibiru thing? even looking into it i can't make heads or tails of it because it feels like these anecdotes contradict one another. okay, so basically, the important bits that you might know are derived from the teachings of the nuwaubian nation, which is kind of a weird offshoot of the nation of islam. there's a bunch of aliens on this planet "rizk" called "riziquians" that are bright green, and their atmosphere gets destroyed for some reason or another (sometimes radiation, sometimes a hydrogen bomb?? idk). so they go to earth to mine gold aboard their mothership, "nibiru." those aliens then splice their genes with "homo erectus" to create humans, i think? also worth mentioning that the atmosphere turns the aliens from green to brown, and it's stated that they're the direct ancestors of black people IMPLYING that black people are pure riziquians, but i'm not sure how that all fits together. by the way, this falls sometime around the birth of ancient egyptian civilization. i think the riziquians make themselves known to humanity and so they're sometimes also called the "annunaqi," but that's a mesopotamian thing. maybe that's just a different name given to the riziquians by those respective civilizations? maybe its just a reuse of the terminology? idk. so then yakub (you know him) is this dude born with two brains (they have him in the NOI theology too— just with a large head instead of two brains) who manages to create white people. in the nuwaubian theology, one of his brains gets exploded after he creates white people and he dies. also: white people might be related to reptoids? not sure how the splicing works there. thats the important bits. oh, and also i think humans are telepathic, and the riziquians deactivate their telepathy-dna. but also: maybe the riziquian-hybrids are deactivated telepathics?? i'm not really sure. but if you stay in the sun, i think it activates your dna, or something. not sure, that one's just going off an instagram reel i saw one time. (from tt @ cam_kamakura -- cat video from tt @ _maksik_68)