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Mostly tweets about @survivorcbs | UMD Merrill College of Journalism alum 🐢 | Sagittarius ♐️ | Always a fangirl 🤸🏼‍♀️

Annapolis, MD
Joined October 2010
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I’m just saying
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If I was Linnea I would’ve grabbed my torch and lit them all on fire #Survivor51
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I’ve never seen dumber people on this show #Survivor
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Chelly retweeted
why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing
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He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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Let me get this straight: Rob wanted Eric to use his shot in the dark for no reason just to… send himself home?? #Survivor
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Finally realized that king size beds are for people with dogs
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My heart is bursting rn I can’t even sleep!!!!! I feel like the grinch my heart grew three sizes. Maybe more
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Your game day timeline is set ⏰ See you tomorrow, Navy Fans!
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Does @survivorcbs know that people over 34 exist?
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everyone needs to get more literate in honor of dolly parton right now!!!!!!!!!!
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this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die
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Adobe Support is an oxymoron 🥰
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stupid song!
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Chelly retweeted
yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out
I’m not gonna lie. Ppl that wanna get picked up from the airport really are annoying 😭 please call yourself a car my dear idk
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
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the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses
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Chelly retweeted
i am at taylor swifts wedding and it’s a cash bar
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I have a headache from crying lol
I love watching a movie that makes me sob! like! a baby! #VoicemailsForIsabelle
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i think every romcom from now on should have Zoey Deutch in it
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