Chell English

lyeeeahrg! aanhg! eeearngh! uwhy ith it tho hard thoo lick mah neck??

throw the twist tie so i can chase it throw the twist tie so i can chase it throw the EEEP VACCUUM MONSTER you're no fun mom

Breakfast noms are the best noms! Except for the noms I find on the floor! crunchy

tail im going to get you ooh I hate you so much you furry piece of -REOOW!

twist tie im going to get you ooh I hate you so much you bendy piece of metal and paper

guitar pick im going to get you ooh I hate you so much you little piece of plastic

my claws got trimmed today and all I got was 3 treats omg need to go cry in my livejournal

i found a moth i found a moth you dont has a moth i found a moth

Been trying to log into SL all day for the show. Gonna head to SLCC now to hunt down a Linden.

Yah you just caught me looking fantastic. I am like this allll the time. http://yfrog.com/bf5vcj

ya! nomnomnom RT @Malbogio Tortilla chips are supposed to have cat bite marks all over them. Don't know why you're acting so weird about it.

WAUUUUGH VACCUUM MONSTER RUNNNNN

When you walk THIS way I will walk in front of you! And when you walk THAT way I will walk in front of you! And when you step on me I cryyy~

purrr purrr i luv yoo! and i luv yur fatty arm it feels like pizza dough mmm knead knead knead knead

this is how i flirt. it's all in the eyes. and teh vocal chord frequency. RT @MitchWagner Cats 'exploit' humans by purring http://ow.ly/jR70

im glad you agree our relationship should be founded on trust and mutual respect and HOLY MOTHER OF CEILING CAT ITS A TWIST TIE chase chase

o hai. what you doin'? peein'? ...das cool. i'll jus watch.

oo bottlecap on table. rolls when I push it. Roll roll roll roll DROP. kay that was fun bye

New favorite vacation spot: The Bathroom Rug Resort & Spa. Luxuuurious~ yawwwwn stretch http://yfrog.com/b5ndij

Wassat in this oversized sweatpant leg? sniff sniff sniff, lick UGH ITS FEET ... might as well rub my face on it. purrr purrr purrr