Chomp Chomp

Next time you have a bath, treat yourself and throw some white Wonder Bread slices on it. You deserve at least as much as a duck.

Grocery Store Festival

What else can we add to sugar that we could sell?

You always gotta have one account with a password you're like "I bet they could guess this one."

New Rule: Soaps, shampoos and the like should list Viscosity. I'd accept a three tier system like the S,M and L for size. We shouldn't be guessing what is coming out. Anything from Honey to Straight Liquid is possible!? Gimme some options! This isn't August 21st 1865!

Heat death of the universe: *exists* Nobody:

Tap water.. but it's sexy?

The philtrum is the treasure trail of the face.

How have i still, at my age, not been shot at an event with a t-shirt gun

I bet bees are watching us thinkin "Doors eh? Heh, you know what these guys Are pretty clever!"

Six pack abs are fun 'cause they're like "Hey look how good i can hold my organs in!"

Gambling would be more appealing if it was cheaper and for pizza. Like 2 bucks a ticket and maybe i get a pizza? I could get addicted to that.

It's a swindle that there are 101 dalmatians but 94% of them are vague characters. I would like a directors cut where we get to know all 101 not just patch and rollie. Also they should get into how Roger is magic/jesus or W/E... 'Cause he brought that pup back to life on a lark!?

Now that the initial Oscars chatter is over let's get back to the fact that they SNUBBED "Mars Attacks!" when it came out. #belatedoscar is due!

I think we should put stickers for "Choking Hazard" on Everything.

Stop wasting your money to make me smell like lightning or "A Man" Just make a cologne that smells like bleach. Do that and you have hooked me.

Injured is a hype Vibe

it's important to just absolutely chug water just like our ancestors did before us.

K i'd like a gazelle just like Grant and Thompson. What's the application process like? Or can i just pick one i like?