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Lightly Educated

Houston, TX
Joined October 2018
Replying to @CarnivalCruise
@CarnivalCruise is always a good time #comedy #standupcomedy #Houston – at Houston, TX
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We turning data centers into imax theaters
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I love my goofy conservative daughter and chud no-fun-allowed son
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The real fun is witnessing how much backpedaling corporate America does over the next two years.
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it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls
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No matter what happens it’s important for us all to remember that I voted early so I’m better than everybody
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You grand theft oughta go to the polls today
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Me hitting my vape in the middle of the night to see what that sound was
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when the table next to you gets their food first
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this is unironically what Gamers harassing zach cregger wanted the movie to be like
“together… we are resident evil” ahh shot
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When the last step of a recipe is "Enjoy"
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225 day shoot and people are expecting annual seasons
Today is officially "Day 1" of filming for #Pluribus Season 2 in Albuquerque. Production is mapped out for an intensive ~225-day shoot.
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plastic man is theoretically a lot stronger physically but reed would just shoot him with the fuck plastic man gun he built 2 minutes ago
Who is stronger, Mr.fantastic or plastic man?
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Yes, the boomers raised their kids and never left The parents today who are lucky to buy a home are the outliers in their own neighborhoods. Everyone else has to seek out trunk or treats/community events
Feels like fewer and fewer people participate in Halloween each year in our neighborhood. Anywhere else feeling that way?
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Kids don’t even say trick or treat anymore. They just look at you like this while their parents tell you they have sensory issues.
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I love that AMC hypes up the format you’re watching a movie in after you’re already in the theater
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‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has already outgrossed ‘SUPERGIRL’ at the global box office. The film releases in over a month.
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Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Found on reddit. Hilarious
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Situation you find yourself in that night
What is this in my waymo
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