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Chez Bruce

@ChezBruce

Award-winning Michelin starred restaurant on Bellevue Road, SW17. All tweets by Bruce #michelinstardining https://nitter.cf/t.co/CDYZKxoP2P

 Wandsworth Common, London
chezbruce.co.uk
Joined November 2011
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We could do with a proper striker, like Van N at the moment. And a couple of midfielders. And a few defenders …
Fondre (@UTDFondree) profile pictureFondre
@UTDFondreeOct 30
The deadliest striker Manchester United ever had, absolutely ruthless in front of goal. 🥶
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They’re all winners.
Matt Christmas (@MattChristmas1) profile pictureMatt Christmas@MattChristmas1Oct 29
Birthday plate competition 2026, choose your favourite
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Harry wearing his poppy with pride. He’s a class act. A truly great Briton. We could do with a few more of those at the moment …
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 26
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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Superb lunch at Camille, Borough today. The lady who cooked these brains is a master. Tricky to get spot-on and these were just that🙏
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I thought you meant restaurants for a minute there Sam!
Sam Lowes (@SamLowes_22) profile pictureSam Lowes@SamLowes_22Oct 22
Enjoyed my first taste of the Michelins! Now some chill time ❤️❤️❤️👍🏻
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Bruno is pure class. Articulate (not in his native language), concise and absolutely spot-on. He’s a class act. We’re lucky to have him, but the club’s in deep 💩
The Football Feed (@TheFootballFeed) profile pictureThe Football Feed
@TheFootballFeedOct 21
Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the Manchester United staff after tonight loss... 🤯 "It's a decision from the staff to NOT press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence."
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Weekend warriors. Some modest, some less so, but all delivered!
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What is it with politicians using the phrase “I get it”, when clearly they don’t?
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Have just seen the (modestly scored) Arnaud Ente Bourgogne Blanc ‘19 offered at £225 per btl. The world’s gone f’ing mad! Who on earth buys this?
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Free corkage on Sunday nights! Still some availability for tomorrow evening. Bring a favourite btl or two for dinner and we’ll charge you precisely nothing!
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I’m confused!
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Chez Bruce retweeted
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Keith Burge@carryonkeithOct 6
"Hi Kemi, it's Michelle from Iron Dome Services."
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What on earth is this wet stuff falling out of the sky?
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The recipe I use for Christmas cake (although I add more nuts and booze) and I can thoroughly recommend it! Great recipe.
Delia Smith (@DeliaOnline) profile pictureDelia Smith
@DeliaOnlineOct 5
🎄 Cake of the Week: Classic Christmas Cake Delia’s original Christmas cake, made with fruit soaked overnight in brandy, dark brown sugar, treacle, spices, almonds and citrus zest. Bake it slowly, then ‘feed’ with Armagnac or brandy as it matures. A proper traditional Christmas cake to make ahead. #christmascake #christmasbaking #christmasplanning #deliaonline #fruitcake
a picture of a classic fruit christmas cake wrapped in brown paper and tied with string ready for 'feeding' weekly

ALT a picture of a classic fruit christmas cake wrapped in brown paper and tied with string ready for 'feeding' weekly

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I’m afraid pretty well all of this £34.70 is going to HMRC.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from www.chrisbeetles.comtoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
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And I turned up at The Battle of Hastings!
Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou) profile picturePolitics For You
@PoliticoForYouSep 29
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 “I lived through two world wars, and I won’t put up with Labour stealing my pension” claims 67-year-old man.
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Excellent staff nosebag this evening.
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And thank you Bailey for coming in on a day off to cover for a poorly colleague. 💪💪
Matt Christmas (@MattChristmas1) profile pictureMatt Christmas@MattChristmas1Sep 27
Bailey and his pommes swandants
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Booked an online table for a very nice London tapas resto before realising there is a 90 min cap on the table. I emailed politely to enquire whether this may be extended slightly. I was (politely) told no! I cancelled. In the current market? I find this a surprising policy.
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