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Chelsea over land and sea... and Leicester. ST MHL 11. I do not check my DMs. For mclachbot support just @ me directly (or better yet hit me up on bsky)

London, England
Joined July 2008
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re: mclachapp tech support. Thanks to Elon Musk's stellar work with this platform, my DMs is basically a cavalcade of porn and crypto scam. If you want me to fix something in mclachapp, just @ me please.
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He's doing a bad job but I don't think it's his fault. Every manager arrives here and immediately forgets everything they ever knew about squad management, rotations, making subs, ingame management. The club is a brainwave deadzone.
If any Chelsea fan out there truly believes that Alonso is the problem then that’s shocking. No one was calling for his head after the Bournemouth or Everton games. Totally reactionary. #Chelsea #Alonso
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It's the culture set by Clearlake. That's who we are as long as Eghbali is in charge
There needs to be analysis done on us and how things unravel at lightening speed.
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There's no pressure to perform because no one is ever held accountable for anything. Even managers, the only role held up to any scrutiny, aren't really accountable because the worst case scenario is a big payout and not having to deal with these schmucks anymore
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Every single manager arrives at Chelsea and immediately drops 30 IQ points. At some point you gotta start looking beyond the manager.
Replying to @ChicagoDmitry
I thought you were a fan of his? What do you thinks going on? Agree it doesn't look very co-ordinated
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Two Strasbourg shitters and Wesley Fofana. Sure.
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You could put 11 robots on the pitch programmed to move entirely at random and I'm not sure it would look very different from Xabiball
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Since my earlier tactical post was oddly popular, here's a little game/survey. 10 situations, you get to position one OOP player. At the end it will show you what everyone else has done. This doesn't collect any info you don't choose to provide: assessment-dev.tapline.footb…
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Another one, if you don't mind. Same constrains (kids 7 aside, no offsides). This one is already optimally positioned, imo, curious if anyone disagrees.
Going to crowd source the collective tactical wisdom. Where should "You" be set up in this scenario?
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Going to crowd source the collective tactical wisdom. Where should "You" be set up in this scenario?
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So I totally fucked this up by neglecting to provide context (this is why I shouldn't do this at night). This is kids football, and critically, no offside
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Here's what my answer would have been fwiw
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I'm actually pretty confused who the transgender character in BG3 is meant to be Obviously not Gale. Not Shadowheart. Not Karlach or Laezel. You could maybe try to make a case for Astarion but it's a massive stretch. Not Wyll, Minthara or Halsin
Replying to @madcap412
Baldur's Gate 3 has: A trans character, voiced by a trans person, who snaps at someone for deadnaming them and has a diary about their transition. Body types with mix-and-match genitalia. A bear you can fuck. So why didn't it fail? It's almost like quality is what matters.
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I mean, surely, surely they're not talking about The Emperor
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This is it. There are so many games out there, I don't even consider any game rated lower than "very positive" on Steam
One thing about games right now that gets lost sometimes in the "go woke, go broke" discourse is that the games industry is really winner-takes-all. You are never in a situation anymore where you have nothing to do, so you decide to buy "a video game" and just pick one out. If you are a gamer you've probably got some kind of live service title you engage with every day. You've got all kinds of streaming TV. You are not gonna buy some 7.5 out of 10 game to fill your time. Video games cost $70. It is not sufficient for them to be just diverting content. People will not pay $70 for content. We have infinity content at home. This is true for all kinds of creative work these days, but it is especially true for video games because they are especially expensive both to make and to buy and because they ask so much of the consumer. If you spend 7 years and $300 million making a game and at the end of all that, it's "fine," you're fired.
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Two of my kids go to Jewish schools and one doesn't, and the only difference between their educational experience is the amount of security they have to get through on the way to school because of people like you.
Around 3% of Muslim children attend full-time Islamic schools. Roughly 70% of Jewish children attend Jewish schools. Yet only Muslims are constantly lectured about “integration”. Funny that.
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Bioware hasn't put out a good game in 12 years. They're utterly and completely irrelevant to modern gaming landscape. Let someone who isn't lame buy out their IP properties and actually so something with them
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None of your DOFs can get the deal done so you end up calling the PE big guns only to end up paying £60m for Maxence Lacroix
The need for a DOF couldn’t be clearer. If none of your billion directors can get a deal done what are they doing here in the first place?
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They should probably spend less time laughing and more time not being terrible at their jobs
"I'd be stunned if there wasn't some laughing going on behind the scenes" 👀 @liam_twomey on BlueCo, Maresca and a bit of schadenfreude at Stamford Bridge 😂 FULL POD: youtu.be/PfgUlzth_M8?is=JKGk…
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Is Andy moonlighting as a developer at Google Maps? Because if not, it's unclear what exactly *he* did here.
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Midfielder Reece James isn't actually good enough to be an every game starter at Chelsea
A transformação de Reece James em meia é o pior legado de Enzo Maresca. Sim, ele já havia atuado no setor antes, mas foi Maresca quem tornou isso recorrente no Chelsea. Não faz sentido ter um dos melhores laterais do mundo e usá-lo exercendo funções que fazem dele apenas mais um.
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