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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffers12 Nov 2024

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersNov 1

Figured out last night while handing out Halloween candy that I'm now paying for all the free candy that I got when I was a kid.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 31

Remember before you vote

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 31

For Halloween I’m going as a voter. Nothing scares republicans more.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 26

If you vote early you shouldn’t have to be subjected to campaign ads anymore.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 24

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮ retweeted

rubydeux@rubydeuxdetroitOct 23

This⬇️ is what I mean when I say, voting isn’t a Valentine. you don’t have to love the candidate but vote for one who gets you closest to your destination. We begged voters to follow this advice again in ‘24, but many decided to be uncommitted or abandoningHarris. It’s😖I’m done.

I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 23

Go vote and remember this when you do.

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Erik 🌊💙🕉️🔭🎶✈️@AstroErikATCOct 23

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Truer words...and exercise your right to vote! I wish it was a public holiday, and you got fined if you didn't vote!

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 23

Go vote and remember this when you do.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 22

I want to know how much Vivek Ramaswamy paid Amy Acton’s mother. #AmyActon #Ramaswamy

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 22

The first rule of Might Club is maybe?

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 21

Mario Bros. Plumbing ★☆☆☆☆ (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 20

In my lifetime we’ve went from Camelot to Scamalot

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 20

Somebody told me I need adult supervision. I was like "I Know!" It would be awesome to be able to see through walls and shoot lasers out of my eyes.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 19

I need help everyone, I forgot the recipe...how much tequila goes into pancakes again?? Thanks in advance!!!

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 18

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 18

Just saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought to myself "that's a fair trade."

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 17

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 17

It use to be let them eat cake. Now it’s let them eat at Mar-a-Lago where for five thousand dollars you get one hamburger and a small dessert.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 17

It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.

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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮@ChipOffersOct 16

This Tweet is 100% vegan, gluten-free, no artificial colors or flavorings, unprocessed, sugar-free - and that's why it isn't very good.

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