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Joined March 2007
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An update on Wordle
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Replying to @Chipotle
@chipotle i miss you
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Protesters against systemic racism in Bristol, United Kingdom, defaced and tore down a bronze statue depicting slave trader Edward Colston, rolling through the streets and then throwing it into the river to a wave of applause. abcn.ws/2MztJi7
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‘You wanna f*cking do something? Make sure you’re registered to vote. Don’t start another goddamn fire,’ — This Black woman went off on people trashing her NYC neighborhood
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How to bible
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Social Distancing... CGI by @juan_delcan
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Can someone bring me @chipotle
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Replying to @mike_sevenn
I bought some velcro shoes last week. Total rip-off!
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@Chipotle hit me with your best dad joke
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The guy sitting next to me on this flight Will. Not. Shut. Up. I’m starting to regret marrying him.
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Why women live longer than men.
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To all of the haters that said this day would never come
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I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA
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My mate has two tickets for the England vs Sweden game on Saturday. He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah
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Another juggler gives up on his dreams... – at Manhattan, NY
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This is just...wrong. On so many levels.
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I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong time ... this happened (via @ajc):
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why the fuck would u wanna go big when u can go home
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Antarctica, the confusing continent.
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Has anyone suggested calling the domestic white supremacist movement, "Vanilla ISIS" yet?
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