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Am i shouting into the ether or the void here? Because the tone for each one is slightly different
My dad handed me down a shirt that belonged to my favourite family friend. Apparently they met at a party 25 years ago and hit it off and by the end of the night they'd switched shirts.
Shout out to teachers.
One of my friend's kids is very smart but struggles with traditional schooling and his teacher goes so out of her way to support, accommodate and encourage him. 馃槶馃槶
I'm not dismissing the point but you all need to know about Hyenas
Suggested to my friends with kids something my dad used to do for us so now I am suggesting to you! Which is to put a couple of drops of food colouring in the bath - particularly different colours each side and they get to see them combine in the middle. Made baths very fun.
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i have the opposite of a breeding kink omfg do not mention pregnancy or my vagina will slam shut
Almost bought something for a friend at an opshop near her house but realized it's so on brand that it may well have been her that donated it.
My friend's mum and I agreed that it sucks getting reminders of the one year anniversary of his death but that he would find it funny that it's election day.
I'm so physically weak and my hands are too small and my phone is too big anyway all this to say I use the massage gun for like 20 minutes on my right arm and like 5 minutes on my left.
I might have done lots of embarrassing shit as an alcoholic but like one of my best friends was one of the people on the street trying to convert people when they went through their Christian phase so we all have our crosses to bear, so to speak.
My old flatmates invited me to their wedding but also it seems never sent in the change of tenancy form after I'd signed it so maybe I shouldn't rsvp but show up anyway.
When i am in times of trouble, the clip from sound of music where she calls Julie Andrews a cunt face comes to me, speaking words of wisdom.