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I have nothing witty to say

England
Joined August 2011
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"I know you could have kicked his ass Phil, but lets just go to another bar, he's not worth it mate."
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Snap out of it
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This made me giggle #indyref #RoyalBaby
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Gender equality not only liberates women but also men from prescribed gender stereotypes. #heforshe
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Know him? Police need to find him after woman is assaulted on train in front of passengers itv.co/1pECxSD
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No. I meant for muffin wrapper be stuck to my bottom. Hello it called fashion.
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It’s not every day that your selfie gets photobombed by the Queen. cnn.it/1keJ2LL @Hockeyroos @thecgf
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Replying to @noelfielding11
@noelfielding11 top headline work
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G🌚🌚d m🌚rning!
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Advicetip to gradulates: congrandulation, now you can spread your wings and soarOH WAIT I SORRY YOU CAN'T. Arms not so fancy now are they???
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How come there no underpant in MY size??? Don't complain when you see my nackid body.
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Please sign @amnesty petition to save Meriam from death penalty. Text SAVE3 then first & last names to 70505 -cost 10p plz RT
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Thanks @amnesty for standing up for Meriam facing 100 lashes and the death penalty for refusing to recant her Christian faith in Sudan
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Please don't vote for UKIP.
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If your god never disagrees with you, you might just be worshiping an idealized version of yourself.
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Does anyone else think that Julia Roberts did NOT deserve to win the brownie in Notting Hill?
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You notice how bagel have a hole in them? But where is the extra bagel go????? WAK UP AMERICA. #GovormentBaggelConspiracy
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Replying to @ChloeRoot
@ChloeRoot thank you for that – at Bath, England
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No time to read because exams
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