Cheryl Doyle

Currently googling "furbies with knives" because I have lost all control of my life/text messaging with me is a delight

"They gotta be makin up how many slurs are being yelled at em!!" -some white dude that prob yelled a slur at someone minutes earlier

Maybe if we try turning 2016 off and turning it back on again????

The @Giants and @NFL once again botching the handling of DV. I can sum it up in 3 words: disappointed, but not surprised.

God I love Los Angeles sometimes

"Are you full-blooded Irish?" Um, technically everyone is full of blood, sooo....

"Bro-yo: frozen yogurt for bros! Bacon flavored! Gun flavored!" Just one of my many ideas for making money off toxic masculinity

If you send three memes in a row it does not count as triple texting #factsimadeup

"Now that I've seen The Natural, I feel like I can't trust any movie ever again" -Djesika, after watching The Natural for the first time

Is this the year I finally start taking care of myself?? Probably not.

Makeup is so weird. Yes, rub the different tinted minerals on your flesh vessel to look more visually appealing. Um. Okay.

Technically ALL houses are "tree" houses...

I just got a parking spot at trader joes, maybe gods finally starting to love me? #wowimreallywhite

Dear internet gods, someone please make a Victor Cruz hotlinebling meme @Giants👀 Amen

This is from a book of old comics my dad has, from a long time ago. #hmmm instagram.com/p/4UpdegtY6r/

If you can find parking right away, is it even a trader joes anymore?

Your Thursday could never #extendedartistdate #minivacation #donteventry #mythursday>yourthursday… instagram.com/p/0taih0NY3j/

Me: I'm so fucking healthy *uses pineapple picked off of last nights pizza in my fruit salad*

I just apologized aloud to my food for not being able to finish it if that gives you any indication of who I am as a person

When did Siri become Han Solo?