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The Pitt has me in a chokehold. Shawn Hatosy & Noah Wyle enthusiast. Fiona Dourif is my future wife. Robbysexual. #Rabbot 🩼🏍️🩺

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“Get a load of this guy” UHM HELLO IM TRYING
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|repost| It's okay to lovingly look at your bestie. #thepitt #rabbot
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shawn hatosy fans hating on noah wyle fans while im sitting here like
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🎉 45 NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIONA!! 🎉
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obsessed with these little sneak peeks of photos not used or in the magazine!!
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The pitt? Never heard of her. But Jack abbott's pits though...
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haters in the comments claiming that “he made this up” firstly how are yall trying to dispute an experience HE had & secondly even if he “made this up” if yall read the article the point of the experience is that he signs every autograph he can for kids?? THAT’S GOOD, not bad.
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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it’s going to take me fucking forever to block all these freaks why can’t yall just be normal
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No contact … The season 3 argument is going to hurt so bad 🥲 #thepittseason3 #rabbot #michaelrobinavitch #jackabbot #thepitt
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AO3 is down
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Happy birthday to the incomparable, wildly talented & stunning Fiona Dourif! 🥂🎈
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rabbot exchanging gag gifts to show their love and appreciation #thepitt #jackabbot #michaelrobinavitch
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they’re having a lovers quarrel
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RABBOT SCENE ?!?@?#
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RABBOT SIGHTING!!!
they’re so hot even in 10 pixels
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if ao3 means so much to you and is such a big part of your daily life that you feel the weight of its absence now, let it also be a reminder about the importance of leaving kudos and comments even if its just a simple "i loved this!" to show writers you care about their hard work
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still unedited, but since ao3 is down, here’s a small snippet of my Kinktober Day 10 contribution before it’s posted whenever the site is back up. goofy, emotionally constipated young med-school Rabbot 🤭 prompt is bondage 👀
back to writing goofy, horny med-school Rabbot 😈
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welp it looks like I’m going to be rereading this one fic for 2-4 weeks lol glad it’s a yummy one
was not prepared for an ao3 outage the only fic I have up involves Rabbot losing a bet & coming to the work Halloween party in rabbit costumes. Robby shows up in a realistic rabbit furry suit & Jack is in a sexy bunny outfit & Robby gets jealous & Jack lets him hit it rough & raw
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I’m super upset that ao3 is going to be down for potentially a whole month but I was only on day 10 of writing Rabbot Kinktober so this actually was just like an extended deadline for me on finals week.
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MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR. 2 TO 4 WEEKS?!? HOLY FUCK?!?! 🫪
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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was not prepared for an ao3 outage the only fic I have up involves Rabbot losing a bet & coming to the work Halloween party in rabbit costumes. Robby shows up in a realistic rabbit furry suit & Jack is in a sexy bunny outfit & Robby gets jealous & Jack lets him hit it rough & raw
here I was at 2am pst/5am cst like aw ok they did an update in the middle of the night so it’s essentially done sometime in the morning for everybody makes complete sense I shouldn’t be awake right now anyway and then I read “WE EXPECT IT TO TAKE AT LEAST 12 HOURS” 🫪 AHHHHHH
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