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Everyone: āBook your flight on a Tuesday at 3 pm, youāll get the cheapest tickets!ā
As an airline veteran, this is a B.S. myth.
Timing matters, but not in the way you think.
If you've ever felt cheated by sudden price hikes, this is what most airlines donāt want you to know:
A tennis star's United flight was canceled.
Then the plane left with her bags.
While she was at baggage claim...
United un-canceled the flight.
Usually, it's the bags that get left behind.
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
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You receive this email: āFrontier wants to refund you.ā
Donāt click.
It's a scam.
It quotes real confirmation numbers and asks for card details.
The dead giveaway: An ultra-low-cost airline offering you money.
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
Alongside AI art interpretations of the news. Follow me if this sounds cool!
And subscribe to the 33-Second Flight newsletter for BONUS material: chowpinglee.kit.com/33secondā¦
Delta will not answer your texts anymore.
Flyers now get pointed to Delta Concierge...
An in-app AI assistant.
Humans still exist in their customer service system.
But texters now get a bot.
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
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United's Flight attendant reads a passengerās text:
Heās going to hijack the plane.
The plane turns back at 24,000 feet.
Cockpit locked. Emergency declared.
The passenger remained clueless until police met the plane.
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
Alongside AI art interpretations of the news. Follow me if this sounds cool!
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Delta & Virgin are best buds.
Heathrow plans to split them.
The two airlines have shared Terminal 3 since 2013.
In 2028, the airport will move Delta to Terminal 4.
Virgin is furious.
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
Alongside AI art interpretations of the news. Follow me if this sounds cool!
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A silver object the size of four toasters came within 50 feet of a Boeing 777 climbing out of Heathrow.
Pilots suspected a drone.
Radar saw nothing.
Investigators canāt identify it.
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
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Boston Logan Airport wants a strong Boston accent for its announcements.
Nearly 6,000 tried out. Even Ben Affleck sent a parody.
Now, 8 finalists remain.
The real test? Saying āGloucester.ā
Every weekday, I deliver bite-sized aviation updates ā in 33 words or less.
Alongside AI art interpretations of the news. Follow me if this sounds cool!
And subscribe to the 33-Second Flight newsletter for BONUS material: chowpinglee.kit.com/33secondā¦
