Stand-up comic | writer| Co-host of The New OGs Podcast | YT SPECIAL "Gotta Be Honest" OUT NOW!
Charlottesville, VA
Joined August 2010
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Check your kids candy, I hear some houses are giving out free transitions to kids. Don’t forget this is the Devil’s holiday! Back in my day they’d maaaybe put razor blades, dirty needles, a little cocaine, but they’re giving out sex changes….what has this country become?
Bauer breathes too heavy that would annoy me even while being rescued. Major Payne would roast you for being kidnapped, so nah. Definitely not Reacher, too masculine, i need soft energy at that time . I’m going damsel in distress mode , Joe coming to get me.
No one is more cocky than a suburban dad with 2 45 plates on each side of his hammer strength machine
Hey parents, how many of your kids came back from school last week with a sex change you didn’t know about?
“I couldn’t wait to kiss a pussy”
-Richard Pryor
One of the greatest lines in comedy of all time 😂😂😂
She’s done. All this talk of merit and earning your position that comes from this administration is a fucking joke. Trump really thinks he’s casting parts for a TV show. He thinks these people “look” the part has nothing to do with aptitude.
It’s exactly what they did and still do to black people.
