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Chris Mochan

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The chungwit, the biff boff and the puff-pastry hangman.

 Glasgow
Joined March 2010
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Three days into the funniest meltdown in football history and it shows no signs of slowing down.
Wato891 (@Wato891) profile pictureWato891@Wato891May 18
Honestly Celtic top to bottom have been so exposed by their own tales, a horror scenario awaits them, this affair is not over by a long shot, the world has been exposed to their questionable behaviour along with their links to SFA & SPFL hierarchy and referees and thug supporters
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ASK ROBBIE WILLIAMS 😂
Roger Mitchell (@RPMComo) profile pictureRoger Mitchell@RPMComoMay 18
Martin’s weakness. Challenge him and he reacts. If you don’t fall for the Irish charm, and push back, watch out. Ask Robbie Williams. Horrendous interview.
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Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) profile pictureBarney Ronay@barneyronay10 Aug 2024
The Team GB illusion. An act of self-sportswashing. theguardian.com/sport/articl…
Do not adjust your reality: how slick Team GB played its part in dividing Britain | Barney Ronay

Do not adjust your reality: how slick Team GB played its part in dividing Britain | Barney Ronay

Managed decline or managing victory? In the bubble of Paris 24 it has felt as though the fear and fanfared medal pursuit are trying to tell us something

theguardian.com
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Did anyone at the BBC actually watch the match? They were terrible again. #EURO2024
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Does she just pretend to be the TV character Lorraine Kelly?
The Times and Sunday Times (@thetimes) profile pictureThe Times and Sunday Times
@thetimes11 Feb 2024
Lorraine Kelly has been an unflappable presence on daytime screens for four decades. Then came ITV’s summer of scandal. She shares how she rises above the drama ⬇️ thetimes.co.uk/article/lorra…

Lorraine Kelly: ‘Phillip Schofield was generous. Not all men are’

The presenter has been an unflappable presence on daytime screens for four decades. Then came ITV’s summer of scandal. She tells Laura Pullman how she rises above the drama

thetimes.com
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What in the name of god is Jenas on about? #goalsshow
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Incredible insight here from Arthur.
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNews21 Jun 2023
Replying to @SkyNews
"It was not safe." Arthur Loibl, who was a passenger on the Titan submersible in 2021, says that at the time he was confident of its safety, but he has revised this view in light of recent events. Latest: trib.al/jZ6CrPm 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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If I ever hear about Boris Johnson and partygate again it’ll be a million years too soon.
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It just wouldn’t be Christmas time without the annual ‘Love Actually is actually really bad’ takes. Comes round earlier every year.
Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 (@JeremyVineOn5) profile pictureJeremy Vine & Daytime on 5
@JeremyVineOn51 Dec 2022
It's time we addressed all of the red flags in Love Actually. 🚩Nearly everyone is white 🚩Mark is clearly a stalker 🚩All the couples are straight 🚩They fat shame Natalie 🚩All the women seem controlled by men Is it time to stop watching it? @theJeremyVine | #JeremyVine
Please end this madness.
FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) profile pictureFOX Soccer
@FOXSoccer1 Dec 2022
The VAR view of the offside call ruled against Croatia ⬇️
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Ronaldo dives to win a soft penalty. #WorldcupQatar2022
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Should have been red, but always good to see pathetic diving not succeeding. #WorldcupQatar2022 #PORGHA
Is there anyone in the world who actually likes VAR? And do they know that they’re terrible people? #FIFAWorldCup #MEXPOL
It’s ice cream.
Glasgow Times (@Glasgow_Times) profile pictureGlasgow Times@Glasgow_Times26 Oct 2022
“I always secretly dreamt of selling gelato for a living and dedicated over two and a half years to learning about gelato" glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/2307…
'Good gelato is essential': Exciting new sweet spot coming soon to Glasgow

'Good gelato is essential': Exciting new sweet spot coming soon to Glasgow

An exciting new gelato shop is set to open in Glasgow later this year.

glasgowtimes.co.uk
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“I’m not someone given to overstatement, however…”
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That line up is all over the place. No discipline. #gioout
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Soft penalty to Rangers you say?
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The government should be various celebs I like.
BuddingGenius (@BuddingGenius) profile pictureBuddingGenius@BuddingGenius8 Aug 2022
I feel exhausted with every day, can someone just make Andy Burnham, Hugh Grant or Brian Cox the head of the free world, Martin Lewis as the money man and Deborah Meaden in charge of the environment. Any other suggestions?
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“Insults former monarchs.” We all know Johnson is a balloon but this is insane.
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) profile pictureALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaret30 May 2022
Johnson insults former Monarchs for the sake of a headline … stay out of it Johnson. She thinks you’re a lying crook but because unlike you she respects the Constitution she won’t say so publicly. You are not viewed as a reputable PM by the majority now so just stay out of it
Laporte seems to have a life threatening injury. #UCL
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