Half-witch burned at the stake for telling truths - got better, tho. Tickless composer of invisible posts and #fantasybook #author Born-again crispy'un.
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The first THREE tales in my humorous fantasy series for the paltry sum of five magic beans and and a packet of sunflower seeds. Can't say fairer'n that, Guv.
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Not sure if the sixth book in my humorous fantasy series will ever see the light of day now... 100 pages in.
I've left it for too long - lost the thread, become slightly disinterested and disillusioned with Amazon's antics too.
I think ten years is enough.
After years of searching, I've found The Magic Faraway Tree...
Tesco petrol forecourt - just off the A511
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Fell in love with this wonderful fantasy booknook so I bought it (kit form). It was slightly daunting opening the box (and I worked in construction for 30 years!) PCB, wires and hundreds of wooden components, but I eventually took the plunge. Getting there.
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#MCIPSG
"Ooh, @Ally_McCoist9 you're such a tough taskmaster."
The wanker played in a pathetic, inferior league his entire 'career'.
Stfu.
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Are you starting to get it, cheats? We left this team and took them to penalties in the final.
Know your place.
#115
#MCIPSG
"Ooh, @Ally_McCoist9 you're such a tough taskmaster."
The wanker played in a pathetic, inferior league his entire 'career'.
Stfu.
#MCIPSG
Are you starting to get it, cheats? We left this team and took them to penalties in the final.
Know your place.
#115
Okay, so being a huge Pratchett fan, I've finally taken the plunge and bought this on DVD (wasn't paying per-episode on cable) and... erm... just looking at the cast, I think I'm too scared to actually play it.
Oh, we're starting to get it now, are we?
@RestoreBritain and @reformparty_uk we simply must unite if we want to save our country. End of
Got a job as Santa at a major toystore.
"Ho, ho, ho. And what would you like for Christmas, sonny?"
"A PS5, a smartwatch, and an electric mountain bike."
"Yeah? Here's a walnut - fuck off!"
The PL are still tip-toeing around.
City will drag out appeals forever - even though the whole world knows they are guilty.
The only answer is for every club to refuse playing them.
#115 @premierleague