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upon investigation, Plasma figured out that my BRL transfer is still stuck with @minipay. MiniPay customer support is honestly one of the worst experiences i’ve seen. Plasma, even though they aren’t at fault, has continued responding as quickly as possible. the chat button provided by their banking partner, Noah, is pretty much dead. when they ask you to submit your email, there’s not even a confirmation that your message was received. this is why i think projects should spend less time focusing on the next reward campaign or cashback offer and more time improving customer support. i even reached out to MiniPay on Twitter five days ago and still haven’t received a response, while my money remains stuck. small inconveniences are what make you lose customers. even though i’m not using these payment rails for my own daily needs, i’m running these tests on behalf of people who may want to use them in the future. i’m acting as an intermediary to understand how everything works so i can make recommendations based on actual experience. and with poor customer support, i honestly can’t recommend a product. because if i run into a problem and can’t get help from anyone, i’d rather not use the product in the first place. hope the team sees this and does the needful. i also noticed that BRL payments are no longer showing on Plasma. maybe there’s an explanation for that? later today i’ll be publishing an article comparing the different virtual accounts i’ve tested, what they offer, the fees involved, and which one i’d personally use. either way, gm 🤝
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$CARTEL just launched, inspired by legendary Narcos like Pablo Escobar. $CARTEL is a "Narco-noir memecoin, all of the swagger none of the substance".ETeam has locked 150M tokens (15%) and burnt 8M tokens. Just launched so low cap. Raise filling well so far. Nice branding. Degen ad, always DYOR. t.me/deccartel cartel.dectokens.com/ 4s9tVPwj9wHq4t9afCruJNBUwPtHx5cAbbfxYysspump
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if you’re looking for neobanks just to save your money, here are some of the highest apys in the market right now: • tria — up to 12% apy* • avici — up to 11.8% apy • etherfi — up to 4.5% apy • plasma one — 4.7% apy • hyperbeats — 4.26% apy what did i miss? *you need boosts/tier requirements to unlock the full apy on tria, unlike others that are open to all users.
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Back to th3 mushu cult. Checking to see if my posts are visible.
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I am back to bagworking
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got a couple of folks interested on seeing more of this, so here’s a demo on how the v1 hardware tapped into the car and sent data upstream for visualization and analysis.. i’ve done multiple iterations after this and the v2 prototype is much smaller and less wires involved
been deep down this rabbit hole building a machine interface for a while. digging into how machines actually talk from the root level. how cars expose data, what is useful, what is noise, what different brands hide, what breaks when you move from one machine to another. from messy wires on a breadboard, to 3 hardware iterations, long hardware logistics, and now a simple plug-in device that can make machines easier to understand. less surprises. better memory. clearer signals. health, faults, usage, trips, maintenance, what changed, what needs attention. still got multiple reps left, but it’s good enough now to start putting it in the hands of real users. launching something soon for personal drivers.
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opened the x page of a crypto card project. the first post i saw was: “earn up to €1,000,000 in cashback every month!” meanwhile, nobody close to me has ever used them. no verified founder, no mutuals, nothing. at that point, something already felt off, so i checked the comments to see what people were saying. “please unlock my account.” “please return my money.” and similar complaints were everywhere in the replies. when the rewards sound too good to be true, they probably are. there’s no free lunch. be careful out there.
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Comparison btw crypto neobanks to manage your business finance. Btw everything was ranked based on what they offer and their features. Hope this helps you make a more informed decision. Happy Sunday ✌🏼 @tryramp •AI spend management + treasury + stablecoin accounts •full ops stack (cards, AP, expenses, accounting automation) •pay contractors/employees/reimbursements in USDC or fiat via bill pay/wires •native USDC/USDT treasury (hold, earn yield ~3–4%, pay vendors/employees directly in stables) @reapglobal •send stablecoins while recipients receive fiat •expense management •manage treasury in one place @0xinfini •AI accounting + treasury consolidation •pay globally either through fiat or stablecoins •receive payments globally •manage treasury from one dashboard @wirexapp •accounts, cards, and payments from one setup •issue corporate and payroll cards from the same balance •idle balances earn up to 6% APY • @altitude •accounts with APY •programmable automation + invoicing •enterprise security and controls •multi-currency with off-ramp enabled •@Cypher_HQ_ •team cards/expenses directly from on-chain treasury (Gnosis Safe/Ledger) •simplified payroll processing + global fiat payouts through stables •team Visa cards, spend controls, rewards @slashapp •treasury accounts + analytics •corporate cards with cashback •global USD + stablecoin ramps •credit lines/loans through partners @ZenGo •multi-layered security protocols (MPC) •crypto on/off-ramp •global payroll + team workflows @KASTxyz •global payouts •personal + business accounts in one tap •create multiple virtual cards with spending limits per issuance @hurupayapp •batch global payments •receive payments globally Made some additions from recommendations on the last post. If there’s any I missed, comment below.:
if you want crypto neobanks to manage your business finance, payroll, etc. here are some projects worth looking into: @zengo @altitude @0xinfini @slashapp @wirexapp @kastxyz @reapglobal @hurupayapp what did i miss?
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if you want crypto neobanks to manage your business finance, payroll, etc. here are some projects worth looking into: @zengo @altitude @0xinfini @slashapp @wirexapp @kastxyz @reapglobal @hurupayapp what did i miss?
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When all this people join web3 ?
Web3 girls are shy, that’s all I can say.
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Any sermon,Church or so called pastor that discourages u from voting, telling u how u only need jesus bla bla bla. I am reminding you to never take such people,places serious. They are ur enemies 😔.Democracy comes first before your religion. Humanity over religion
If you attend many of these big churches in Lagos, be very careful what you consume from the pulpit this period, because I genuinely think a memo has been sent to many of them. The patterns are becoming too loud to ignore. Most of the topics, sermons, statements, and even program themes I’ve been seeing from some of these big churches are psychologically constructed to make Nigerians emotionally withdraw from voting and accepting change as impossible. Some weeks ago, it was Pastor Adeboye telling people that the next president has already been chosen by God. Now it is Matthew Ashimolowo saying Peter Obi is the best candidate, but he won’t win. Then another popular Lagos church is running with a program theme talking about “Jesus being the best political cover.” And there are many more subtle messages like that flying around. This is becoming too coordinated to be random. The timing. The location. The pastors involved. The exact emotional direction of the messaging. This is psychological manipulation, and many Nigerians are not catching it. Because APC knows something very important. They know they no longer have anything tangible to sell Nigerians again. Fuel is expensive. Food is expensive. Electricity is expensive. School fees are expensive. Businesses are collapsing. The naira has been battered. People are suffering visibly. So what do you do when performance can no longer convince the people? You start targeting their psychology. You start targeting hope. You start targeting morale. You start making people feel like resistance is pointless. That is the new strategy. And religion is one of the easiest vehicles to use because many Nigerians trust pastors more than they trust facts. Notice the pattern carefully. These pastors will subtly admit that Peter Obi or the Obi/Kwankwaso movement represents competence or better leadership, but immediately after saying that, they will emotionally conclude with: “But he cannot win.” “God has already chosen.” “Jesus is the answer.” “Focus on heaven.” Do you people not see the psychological game being played there? It is not direct support for APC. It is emotional demobilization. It is convincing Nigerians not to bother participating. It is making people subconsciously feel their votes do not matter. Because once people lose hope psychologically, the battle is already halfway won politically. And sadly, many of these pastors know exactly what they are doing because they understand how emotionally dependent many Nigerians are on religious authority. They know many church members will never question anything coming from the altar. That is why you must use your brain this period. God is supreme. Jesus is King. Nobody is arguing that. But God has also given human beings free will. The same Bible is full of people making choices and living with the consequences of those choices. Nigeria today is the result of choices. Bad leadership is the result of choices. Corruption is the result of choices. Silence is the result of choices. And better leadership will also come from choices. God will not come down from heaven to thumbprint ballot papers. Nigerians will. So when someone tells you “the next president has already been chosen,” ask yourself: Why then are politicians campaigning? Why are billions being spent on elections? Why are parties fighting desperately for power? Why are propaganda machines working overtime? Why are pastors suddenly sounding like political analysts? Because they know votes matter. And they know people matter. That is why APC and its supporters are now focusing heavily on psychological warfare. They know they cannot easily defend the suffering Nigerians are facing. So the next best thing is to make Nigerians mentally surrender before 2027 even arrives. That is why you must stay alert. Pray, yes. Trust God, yes. But also think critically. Because faith without wisdom is how manipulators control people.
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Happy weekend. Was talking with a new ghostwriting client a few days ago and the first thing he asked me was if I had any reviews or references. He even apologized for asking, but said he couldn’t help it because of how incompetent people have been lately in the job market. Funny enough, I didn’t even bother overexplaining myself. I simply referred him to one reputable KOL I’ve been working with for over a month now. And obviously he had good things to say about the work I’ve done with him. Most people don’t have this luxury because they just want to work and get paid. They don’t care if the work gets impressions. They don’t care if it reaches the target audience. They don’t care about client satisfaction. That’s why most people only do one-off jobs and never hear from their clients again. We don’t do that here. I build relationships with anyone I work with. We build together in rain and dry season making sure you get what you want and are satisfied with the results. What most people don’t know is that connections will take you further than almost anything especially in crypto where the community is small. One referral can literally change your life. That’s why you’re incentivized to deliver your absolute best in every way possible. Not just for today. Not just for tomorrow. But for the future you haven’t seen yet. Never forsake building connections. Btw here’s some good feedback I’ve gotten from other clients ✌🏼:
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I juat bought some $chillhouse . @sejamania has seen the future so why not.. Something to hold onto. Send me more $chillhouse Ek8YE4qP61RxRzaLohqowUZdBRYh3Uc3JPzniVDLVHGj
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The grammatical error in this text is so disgusting. This same people set exams for sec school graduates. Oh what a country.
The Heads of Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria had unanimously agreed that the Minimum Admissible Scores for admissions into Universities should be 150, Colleges of Nursing, 150, and Polytechnics, 100.
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Everything needs to get better.
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Goodmorning. Im still alive. Im still living. Im still breathing. I have a roof over my families head. I have food and water. Im grateful and still here.
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Hello, sorry I havnt been up, sure must have missed important messages. April 18th last month,got suspended., I made an appeal that got rejected,felt it was best to log off the account. Happy to be back.. sry for inconveniences . @xMETAVISION @sejamania
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