@ChunksOfMayo

The Miami Dolphins and I have a toxic relationship

Joined September 2021
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Congratulations, @MiamiDolphins for an excellent 2024 season. I made a video to celebrate; tiktok.com/t/ZP8FjGJer/

TikTok · Wyngle

TikTok | Make Your Day

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Atlanta had an offensive explosion last night and yet somehow Kyle Pitts didn’t see the ball How did I fall for it in 2026?
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Mila’s bot working overtime with the bullshit lmao
Mila Joy
@Milajoy
Sep 22
Wanna know why you can't find a job? 50 million illegals. Wanna know why you can't find a house? 50 million illegals. Wanna know why you can't see your doctor? 50 million illegals. Wanna know why everything is so expensive? 50 million illegals. REMOVE them and watch how well America runs.
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Dolphins most likely won’t win a game this year
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Lmao, congrats everyone, this is your country
Department of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWar
Sep 20
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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What do they even do? Actual question, like do they do anything besides run away like little bitches?
Breaking911
@Breaking911
Sep 16
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says tomorrow’s House votes are canceled, and lawmakers will likely leave after tonight’s votes for a recess lasting until after the November midterms. VIA: @BillMelugin_
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Replying to @jackunheard
@jackunheard
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Stolen Valor is one Stupid Dipshit Asshole is another Id prefer to not look at your AI bullshit too much at all though, personally
Nia🇺🇸
@HazelLiaqa4848
Sep 16
What comes to your mind when you see this picture of Trump in uniform? "proud" for me,🫵🇺🇸
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Chunky 🐬 Mayonnaise retweeted
Lauren Elizabeth🌹@xLauren_Mx
Sep 15
Men will call you a whiny cunt for not thinking an AI edit of a man slapping around and hitting a woman is funny, and then wonder why there’s a “ male loneliness epidemic” 🥲
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Btw, simply because Macklemore disagrees with genocide Man I love hating the patriots, it fuels me
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
Sep 14
Patriots owner Robert Kraft, who also owns Gillette Stadium, said a Macklemore performance there would cross the line. Story via @MikeReiss: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4994…

Patriots' Kraft on Macklemore: Won't provide platform for 'hate speech'

Robert Kraft said he had Macklemore removed as an opening act for Ed Sheeran's shows at Gillette Stadium due in part to a "history of antisemitic rhetoric and imagery that we believe has been deeply...

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Wait why are people surprised the dolphins lost and look bad? … Where have yall been for 7 months?
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🤣🤣🤣
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It’s so cute how all the maga bot accounts got their scripts for the next week, they’re pretty fast
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Sep 11
Zohran Mamdani at a 9/11 memorial vs at a speech about Islamophobia:
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Man, they are really pumping out these posts every single day, huh? Those paychecks must be heavy as hell
Dr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaalouf
Sep 11
How on earth could the city that suffered the worst Islamic terrorist attack in history elect a Muslim mayor?
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MAGA going full on North Korean propaganda is honestly hilarious They don’t understand the word ironic
Dr. Hank Desmond@HankDesmondPhD
Sep 10
I have no problem if you dislike President Trump. Where I draw the line is when you choose to vocalize it publicly. When our foreign rivals see American citizens criticizing their president, it makes us look weak. So if you have a negative thought about Trump — keep quiet.
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That rules so hard
NFL
@NFL
Sep 11
Falcons name Cooper Rush starting QB for Week 1.
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Watching the world completely burn
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 8
JUST IN: Big Tech is reportedly scouting Argentina’s Patagonia for new “mega data centers,” drawn by its cool temperatures & vast stretches of undeveloped land.
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Incoming “he’s joking! You guys are getting trolled!” As if Gulf of America and Lake America weren’t both also stupid and here we are
The White House
@WhiteHouse
Sep 6
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Whatcha got going on over there, maga? Y’all good?? Lmao
ProgressivePower@OurProgressive
Sep 4
Who’s it gonna be?
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Cleaning out grandpas house for estate sale, we live in St Louis. Found the St Louis Dispatch paper from the morning after the 2000 bowl win in January. As I’m staring at the piece of history, I realize I am also looking at the last season the Miami Dolphins won a playoff game 😂
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Maybe treating people of color as less than human? The murder of the Filipino population for territory? The defending of groups like the KKK? The assault on Mexican populations during the Spanish American war? The genocide of American tribes? Oh look, I’m out of room on the tweet
Mila Joy
@Milajoy
Sep 5
When did everything in America start going downhill? Can you name the exact moment? I think it's when Barack Hussein Obama was elected.
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