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Ciara Knight

@Ciara_Knight

Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6.

 London
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Joined February 2009
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The postman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow so I asked was he going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014
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Got rejected for A Place In The Sun 🙁
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Sorry @KatieTaylor
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Aw perfect our eclipse glasses just arrived today
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Prefer the Aldi version: Pseudocrem
RTÉ Archives (@RTEArchives) profile pictureRTÉ Archives@RTEArchivesMay 7
WATCH: Sudocrem production to cease in Baldoyle and move to Bulgaria RTÉ News reports #OnThisDay in 2021 rte.ie/archives/2026/0409/15…
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Yeah but if someone stole 12 tons of Wispa we'd barely hear about it
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@CBSNewsMar 28
A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi
12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says

12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says

The truck, transporting 413,793 KitKat bars, was stolen during transit in Europe, Nestle said.

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God left us a long time ago and He’s never coming back
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Got to write jokes for the #IFTAs
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Why’s the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Hussein’s hiding place
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Her range is incredible
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@PopCraveFeb 5
Peppa Pig’s little brother George has been diagnosed as moderately deaf.
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@liamgallagherJan 26
HOW MUCH
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Lost my purity ring. Absolutely devastated. If anyone sees it please get in touch
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I would’ve used my meeting with #TheTraitors to ask if they think the Tesco Clubcard prices system is fair bcos it’s a racket and we really need the numbers to topple it
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Someone from Cork telling you they’ve had a busy day
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Cardi B’s full name is
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Christmas Day best dinner of the year 😍
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Well I thought it was funny
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They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9
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