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Alcatraz

@CindernetV2

Gamer, Stock Trader, Shitposter.

Joined December 2024
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$MU $SNDK I think the coast is clear for the next 2-3 years at least, might even get better later on. These companies are printing endless cash that dwarfs most of the garbage people are picking.
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big oof mcgregor not like this 😢
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@kmcnam1Jul 6
Found this in a discord group and laughed my ass off...
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@HoopssFeb 5
Ma’am just go home 😂
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Thank you Nvidia for beating earnings, I have avoided a margin call. #NVIDIA #StockMarket
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Got margin called, sold some, big stock rebound bought some more. God I love the markets.
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me dodging the margin call this morning. Its rough out there in the markets but we will go up.
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save meee 🙌🙌🙌 was a brutal stock market session today.
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There is a Wells Fargo analyst who ordered the same burrito bowl 75 times at eight different Chipotles in NYC to prove the portion size inconsistency $CMG
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OpenAI
@OpenAI29 Oct 2025
You can now get into the Sora app without an invite code in the US, Canada, Japan, and Korea. Limited time only.
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Little things like this is why I still check on the website to this day.
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@GoyGems18 Feb 2025
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I’m sitting this one out
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@FearedBuck19 Feb 2025
Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is reportedly pregnant
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