and there was a great earthquake. and the sun became black as sackcloth made of hair.
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That’s the third time this week you’ve left your phone somewhere stupid and spent 5 minutes looking for it after smoking weed. Your CellSec (Cellular Security) is suboptimal and I’m putting you in for review. This is out of my hands now.
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My worst real fear is a genetic bomb, sort of a 'Gene-Bomb', that if detonated will mutate human people en masse. Via nanite
If I lived in San Francisco I think over time I would begin to want to inflict as much pain and suffering on those around me as possible
Yesterday I bought my first Warhammer model, a Plague Marine Icon Bearer, and then Nurgle blessed me with diarrhea for the rest of the day
Butthead is going to kill Bevis and everyone just watches. One of these days you’ll all see and you’ll pretend like it came out of nowhere.
The darkest part of post breakup isn’t thinking about your ex. It’s when you realize you’ve begun thinking about the horrifying power of Chaos Space Marines almost as much as you think about your ex.
I sprint and chase you down and tackle you squeeze your fucking head in my hands until you cry and your hair is all messed up
